Fonts of Wisdom: Warning: Good Habits May Be Hazardous to Your Love Life (Notes)

EXCALIBUR
Warning: Good Habits May Be Hazardous to Your Love Life

Luba Kmetyk

DISCLAIMER:
Pryde and Wisdom and Excalibur are trademarks of Marvel Comics. John and Ellie are trademarks of DC/Vertigo Comics. Mentioned explicitly by name or not, Mulder and Scully belong to Chris Carter and 1013 Productions, while Trevor and Amanda Dillon, Janet Green, Hayley Chandler and Will Cooney belong to ABC/All My Children. This story is an unauthorized work done purely for my personal enjoyment, and not intended to infringe on any of their rights in or profits from these characters. But this story is copyright to me.

WARNING:
There is no explicit sex in this story (snicker), but a lot of innuendo about sexual matters and some bits of bad language. So be warned...

BRIEF EXPLANATION:
I started this series soon after Excalibur #92 (Pete vs Pete), and have made no effort to keep this within more recent Marvel continuity. In particular, I am ignoring the whole Onslaught/Dark Xavier mess, and Dark Beast, also. Xavier in this story may be dark, but it's his own fault; I don't accept Onslaught as an excuse for Xavier to act like a jerk. I'm treating Logan as basically normal, I just don't feel up to writing feral Wolverine. I'm also ignoring Betsy and the Crimson Whatever. I've also ignored a lot of little things Ellis has done with Pryde and Wisdom since then, not because I don't accept them (I revere Ellis as gospel), but it would involve too much minor revision. And, of course, *everything* post-Ellis is banished to the nethermost regions.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
I'd like to thank Suzie, Denise, DuAnn and Lynx for their help with this. More detailed acknowledgements at the end, so as not to spoil the story.

MISCELLANEOUS:
This is one story in a series of loosely-plotted stories entitled "Idylls of the Cat" that are mostly Pryde and Wisdom, and the others' reaction to Kitty's new relationship. Most of the stories in the series are not action or adventure, they're mainly sex and/or conversations, like this one. Other stories in the series so far include

These stories are all very kindly being archived by Lori McDonald on her webpage at http://web2.spydernet.com/lori/x-men.htm

These stories can also now be found on my own webpage at http://home.att.net/~lubakmetyk/

If you want to comment, send email to <luba@lubakmetyk.net>

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