I honestly have no idea where this came from. I got on the computer this
morning, surfed the web for a while, then signed off, and wrote this out
. It was like everything I've wanted to talk about in my stories for
months and months just spilled out into this poem. Anyway, I'm going to
press the send button before I change my mind...

Jono...

DISCLAIMER: The X-Men, Logan, and all related characters are property of
Marvel Comics. No profit was made from this.

                  LOGAN IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
                  By Jonathan Bartley

I like to hang out with chicks,
and I like to hang out with dudes.
I like to hang out with people who are crude.

I like people who are smart,
and I like people who fart.
I even like people who go to Wal-mart.
But none of them are my girlfriends,
they're just my worldfriends.

I hang out with Logan, who rides bikes;
I hang in with Rogue, who nobody likes.
I take baths with Jean, and showers with Storm,
but they're not my boyfriends.
They'd never be my toyfriends.

My Mommy is the White Queen,
My Daddy is Stryfe.
I sometimes need Catseye
to punch out my lights.
But they're just my friends,
Friends who are smart,
and friends who fart,
friends who were with me right from the start.

Scott is not my girlfriend,
neither is Jean.
Nor is Kitty
nor Brian,
nor Jubilee,
nor Kurt,
and certainly not Pete in a really tight skirt.

But most importantly, Logan is not my girlfriend.

I've only got one girlfriend,
and she likes where she sleeps,
But I won't marry her or say,
"She's mine for keeps."
If I did that, why,
I think she might get up and leave.
Then I'd probably have to start
dating one of those Petes.