This interview was undertaken in the hospital at Mainz on Oct 9, 1996 by
Officer Berthe Cauchy of the Mainz Police, who is interviewing
her sister Angelique Carnot in the casualty ward. Ms Carnot is 160cm
in height and weighs 140 kg.  

Int: Who did this to you?

AC: A drug addicted degenerate. Little slut attacked me.

Int: You don't usually talk like that.

AC: I don't usually have my leg broken by some stinking little
	addict either.

Int: Can you describe who did this?

AC: Two homeless bums. They were filthy. They were sitting across from me 
	in the train station, in the waiting room. One was a man, about 30, 
	the other was a girl, slightly younger. They both spoke English.

Int: What did they look like?

AC: He was taller, he was quite thin and might have been
	handsome if you cleaned him up. He  had this hunted look, like
	street people often have. He also stank of booze. I mean, he
	was drinking in the train station, blind drunk in the
	middle of the day. She was about your height, but about half
	your size, no more than 60kg, maybe less than 50kg. She had
	dyed blonde hair that was starting to grow out. She was
	nothing really to look at. Not very pretty at all.

Int: How did she attack you?

AC: Well, I was minding my own business, reading Der Spiegel, and
	holding it up in front of me so that I didn't have to look at
	them. All of sudden, the little slut screams, and grabs my
	paper from my very hands! 

Int: The nerve of her.

AC: Indeed. Well, I get to my feet, and she is reading the paper and
	shaking all over, like a crazy person. So I go up to her and
	grab it out of her hands and I inform her that if she wished
	to read a newspaper, she should just buy one like a decent
	person would. 

Int: So what did she do?

AC: She didn't do anything for a moment. She just stood there
	shaking. The man went to her side and tried to talk to her, but
	she just turned away from him and looked at me. Oh Jesus, that
	look. I actually wet myself. You won't put that in the report
	will you?

Int: I'll edit it out.

AC: She looks at me and then says "That was about my mother. She
	died." Then she kind of kicks me in the leg somehow, and I fell
	down. The next thing I know, I'm here with my leg in a
	cast. She was a liar. 

Int: How do you know?

AC: I got one of the nurses to get me another Spiegel. Here it is. The
	article called 'The Dream is Dead.' Its about some woman who
	jumped off a building and killed herself in New York. I knew
	that little cunt was lying because she was as white as you or I.
	That dead woman was black as the ace of spades.