A/N:
Occurs after the episode "Doomed" of S4 and goes AU from there (but
we're pretending that whole b/r skerfuffle from "Doomed" happened later
'cause I'm the author and I said so). Also, because I tend to think
that Dawn was actually projected backwards in time from the point of
her origin, rather than the monks merely implanting memories, she's
around.
Buffy lost herself in the lunge-stake-roll of slaying, the whisper of
breeze past her face and the whirl of her coat around her, the
thickening of her mucous as the ashes of the slain settled in her
throat... Buffy hacked up a gob of spit. Okay, she could totally live
without that part of it.
"Can I get blacklung offa this stuff?" The vampire she was battling
halted for a moment, surprised by the question. She took advantage of
the moment and staked him.
"Some help you were," she grumbled. The small nest dispersed in the
most literal sense, Buffy left the tiny city of masoleums and headed
towards the fresh plots on the other side of the graveyard. Eleanor
Michelson had been exsanguinated three nights before, and Giles had
asked her to keep an eye on the grave. "Heh. It's a
stake out!"
She giggled to herself, tucking her stake more securely into the
waistband of her jeans.
"God, you're punning to yourself, now?" Somehow, the voice wasn't as
unexpected as its owner had hoped. Of course, the little tinglies
running up and down her spine probably had a little something to do
with that, but mostly it was just that Spike was, in all things,
predictable.
"Can't waste the quality material on some yob who's about to make with
the motes, can I?" She looked him over; he'd fleshed out a fair bit
since he'd shown up on Giles' doorstep with the beginnings of a suntan,
but pig's blood obviously wasn't the high octane he was used to. There
were still circles under his eyes, and his tight T-shirts weren't quite
as muscle-revealing as he probably thought. But still, no biggie. She
hadn't staked the guy, so he really wasn't in any position to complain.
"If that's your quality material, best you spare the poor blighters and
do your bit in silence." He extracted an ever-present cigarette and lit
up, drawing in for a long moment as he fell into step beside her.
"There's a thought, innit? You, mute? God, but the heavens would sing
praises to whomever could pull that off."
"Give it a go, then. I've been looking for an excuse to exorcise some
demons. This particularly annoying one comes to mind..." She pulled out
her stake and twirled it through her fingers, laughing at the
expression on his face. "What're you up to, Spike? Willy cut you off
again? Can't hustle enough to buy yourself a pretty little vamp girl?"
Spike visibly restrained himself from retorting, much to Buffy's
surprise. "Just thought I'd see if I could pick up a spot of violence,
Slayer. If you're feelin' the Lone Ranger vibe, just say the word."
The rejection was already pushing her tongue forward when her brain
caught up. It was a slow night, and spatting with Spike was better than
sitting around on cold tombstones waiting for lazy dead people to get
their asses in gear. "'Sokay. You can be Tonto. Just this once," she
warned.
"No worries, pet. I'm rarely quite
this bored." He cocked an
eyebrow at her, sneer smearing his face.
"Huh. And you wonder why you don't have any friends." She shrugged and
turned away, scanning the plots for the freshest graves.
"Oi! Kemo Sabe!" Buffy turned at Spike's shout to see a bright pinpoint
of light flaring in the space between them. She thought at first that
he had flicked his cigarette in her direction, but stopped herself from
snapping at him when she realized it was stationary.
"What is it?"
"Light at the end of the tunnel?" He smirked, and she shot a glare his
direction.
"You've got better eyes than me. Is it doing anything?"
He raised his eyebrows in surprise. "The almighty Slayer is admitting
to a failing? Will wonders never cease."
"Spike..." Her tone brooked no argument, and he shrugged in resignation.
"Kinda coruscating a bit."
"Huh?"
"'S glittering. Pulsing."
"Oh." She sidled around it, avoiding getting any closer but wanting to
see if the change of angle would have any effect. "Is it getting any
bigger?"
"Can't really tell, actually." All of the sarcasm was gone from his
voice, his attention fixed on the tiny pulsating point.
"Look, I'm gonna -" she was distracted from whatever she was going to
say by the crunch and heave of the ground behind her. She spun around
to see pale, dirty fists with bloody knuckles punching through the
earth. She sighed, tossed her hair, and walked over to wait for the
fledgling to rise.
After a long, boring minute of watching the hands flail, she gave up.
Grabbing one tiny wrist, she pulled upwards until the vampire was free.
"Eleanor Michelson?"
The vampire nodded, confused.
"Check." And she was dust.
"Yeah, that was sporting." This time Spike really did flick his
cigarette butt at her, but she simply stepped aside to avoid it.
"Look, Spike. I'm gonna stay here, and I want you to go back to Giles'
and tell him about the chorus-girl light thingie."
"'S called 'coruscating', pet." He smirked.
"Whatever. Can you do that?"
He looked her over, the beginnings of an obnoxious leer on his lips.
"What's in it for me, then?"
Buffy groaned. "One: lack of imminent dusty ending. Two: promises of
future violence. That do you?"
"You gonna let me patrol?" He asked, pointed brow climbing towards his
hairline.
"Would you just go already?" She demanded, exasperated.
"I'm gone," he shouted over his shoulder, already halfway across the
cemetery.
"Great," muttered Buffy when she couldn't see him anymore. "And again
with the lonesome boredom."
She spent a long half-hour idly flipping her stake, bored enough to
practice the expansion of her senses that Giles swore would eventually
allow her to feel less powerful vampires. She even thought she felt a
tingle, but before she could verify it, it was subsumed by her
overwhelming awareness of Spike's approach. By the time Giles' tiny
Citroen sputtered to a stop and he, Spike, Willow and Xander piled out
of it, she was posed between them and the light.
"Welcome to tonight's freak show. Penny a pop for the ladies and gents,
vamps are a dollar."
"Hey!" Xander protested. "The funnies are my job!"
"Yet another in the long line of lost career opportunities," Spike
clucked, shaking his head in mock tragedy.
Xander glared. "And yet, he lives. Care to remedy that, Buff?"
"Can't, Xan. He's already dead." She exchanged a quick grin with Spike
that had Xander backing away slowly.
"Okay. I've coped with a lot of things in my life. Giant demonic
mayor-snakes, pedophiliac praying-mantises, hyena happies, and your
everyday array of bloodsucking fiends and oozy demons. But nothing, and
I do mean nothing, has creeped me to the level of seeing the two of you
make with the bonhomie."
"As nobody is currently bleeding or shouting - your protests aside,
Xander - I find I prefer this particular scenario to their usual modes
of interaction." Giles nodded at Buffy. "Might we see the phenomenon?"
"Where's my penny?" She pouted. At his scowl, however, she skulked
aside, giving him access to the tiny point.
"Have you noticed any change in Spike's absence?" Giles asked,
maintaining a healthy distance.
"Besides the increased peace of mind?" Buffy chuckled, but quickly
amended her answer. "Nah. It's too small for me to tell."
"I can't be sure," Spike stepped closer, "but I think it's gotten
bigger. Or at least it's flaring more."
Giles nodded in Spike's general direction, attention fixed on the
light. "Interesting. Willow?"
She jerked herself away from a whispered discussion on the merits of
swiss rolls versus twinkies to bound perkily over to Giles. "Yup?"
"You have been working on the detection of magical signatures, have you
not? Do you think you might be able to examine the area?"
She looked at him askance. "Can't you do that?" Only a little more than
a month had passed since her will-be-done spell had gone so
disastrously wrong, and Willow was still dubious about performing any
magic without a grounding circle and direct supervision.
"Not without supplies that I hadn't the forethought to pack. I can, of
course, retrieve them if you feel yourself unable..."
"No, no! I'm able. I'm extra able. Just watch me with the able!" Spike
and Buffy backed behind Willow, who dropped into a tailor's seat on the
ground and closed her eyes. Murmuring a quick blessing to herself, she
extended her hands, feeling the thrum of magic vibrating the sensitive
skin of her fingertips. When she opened her eyes again, she could see
the magicks that held the tiny light in place. "That is
beyond
cool."
"Wanna fill those of us without magic monkey powers in, Wils?" Xander
was on his knees directly behind her, as if he could see through her
eyes if he got close enough.
"It's like... I can't tell what it's supposed to be, but it's growing.
There's this big egg-shaped magical lattice, and the more pulsies the
light makes, the further out on the lattice it reaches. Like most of
it's down a big hole, but it's pulling itself out."
Giles removed his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "In other
words, someone is constructing a portal."
"A portal to where?" Xander was helping Willow to her feet, and almost
slipped when he tried to pay attention to Giles as well. It was only
Spike's unexpected support at Willow's elbow that let the two of them
maintain their feet.
"From where, actually. A portal of the type Willow described is induced
by a rather long, intricate ritual that takes place where the portal
will eventually open."
"So since there's no hummin' little blokes in black robes, it's
somebody else trying to come here." Spike lit another cigarette and
leaned against the recently-dusted Eleanor Michelson's glossy new
tombstone.
"Indeed. The ritual to create such a portal usually lasts upwards of
twenty-four hours, so we should commence monitoring this point tomorrow
night." Giles was obviously prepared to leave it at that, but Buffy's
hand on his elbow stopped him.
"Uh, Giles? This thing's gonna get bigger, right? Well, people actually
get buried, funerals and all, in this part of the cemetery. What if
someone sees it?"
"Then I'm sure that, in true Sunnydale fashion, they will conclude that
it is merely a trick of the light and put it out of their mind."
"They can't, y'know, fall in or anything?"
"The portal should be inert until complete, but if you like, Willow and
I can cast an aversion charm over the area."
She beamed up at him. "That'd be great. Thanks, Giles!" She turned,
then, and addressed Spike. "You up for a couple more cemeteries? Or did
watching me take out poor Eleanor put you down for the count?"
"I think I can handle it," he replied, settling his duster more
securely around his shoulders. "Later, Watcher, Witch, Whelp."
As they made their way through the tombstones, Buffy's voice trickled
back to her friends: "You just make with the nicknames so you have
grounds for inane alliteration, don't you?"
Spike's reply was lost to distance.
Giles sighed. "Well, then. Let's get to it, shall we?"
"Is nobody else feeling the wig that is Spike and Buffy playtime?"
Xander grumbled.
Willow raised a hand. "It's pretty wigsome, yeah."
Giles rolled his eyes. "Spike is an excellent fighter, and no threat to
Buffy. I don't care how they get on as long as they are neither
affianced nor engaged in mutual homicide."
Willow cringed at the reminder and returned her attention to setting
the aversion charm over the area. When Xander started acting skittish
and began meandering aimlessly away, she broke off her chant and
grinned at Giles. "It worked!" She squeaked.
He peered at her over his glasses. "Well done, indeed. I had expected
to find it necessary to assist."
Willow shrugged. "No biggie. Buffy kept stealing my pens, so I cast a
smaller charm over my desk. Just amped up the power, and it's good to
go!"
Giles smiled. "Excellent. Shall I give you and Xander rides home?"
"Sounds like a plan, G-Man." As they passed beyond the field
encompassed by the aversion charm, Xander came bounding back towards
them.
"Haven't we had this discussion," Giles complained.
"Yup. No diminuitives associated with the illustrious name of Giles.
Gotcha." Willow was still giggling at his antics when they piled into
the car.
)))
Buffy warily approached the location of the portal just as the sun
began to set. She knew it was there, knew she had a purpose in heading
towards it, but simply could not turn her eyes or her feet that
direction. Eventually she huffed and gave up, settling herself on a
nearby tombstone.
Half an hour later, Willow came rushing up, Spike strolling in her
wake. "So, so sorry I'm late. There was studying, then there was
talking, and then there were double-shot mochas with whipped cream and
chocolate sprinkles." Her hands were busy as she spoke, slinging her
bag to the ground and feeling through the air in front of her for the
tingle in her skin that registered her magical awareness.
"Far be it from me to interfere in chocolatey caffeine indulgence." She
cocked her head. "You got coffee with Spike?"
"What? No!" Willow's voice was distracted, her eyes shut tight.
"Nah. Heard the pitter-patter of tiny feet and felt the urge to
investigate." Spike slumped against an opposing tombstone. "Any change?"
"Couldn't tell you, its - Oh!" Buffy cut herself off. As she had been
speaking, Willow had ended the charm that kept her attention away from
the portal. Instead of a pinpoint, the light was now a dull oyster
sheen over an ellipse of air roughly the size of a door. The edges
shimmered slightly, as the burgeoning portal continued its expanding
pulse and crawl.
"Pretty thing, innit?" Spike asked, head tilted.
Willow cooed. "Think maybe someday I'll be able to do that?"
"Dunno," Buffy shrugged. "Not really my thing. So now what? We sit
around and wait for the bad guy to poke his head out?"
"That's about it." Willow dragged a textbook out of her bag and opened
it, angling it so that the nearest streetlight cast a vague orange glow
onto the pages.
"Great." Buffy slipped off the top of the tombstone and settled on the
ground in front of it, leaning back. "When's Giles supposed to show up?"
"He said he'd be here at eight; you found the portal around nine,
right? So he should be here in plenty of time."
"But I wanna patrol," Buffy whined.
"Go ahead," Willow replied. "Just make sure you're back in time."
"I'll watch out for Red," Spike forestalled her protests. "Keep her off
the dinner menu."
Buffy shot him a grateful glance, while Willow just looked at him in
surprise. "Thanks, Spike." She levered herself up off the ground and
was gone.
"What was that about?" Willow asked.
Spike checked himself in the act of taking a drag. "What, that?
Slayer's not much for the sit-and-wait. Likely to drive the both of us
bug-shaggin' crazy if she doesn't get the itch out of her feet tonight."
Willow leveled an amused gaze at him. "You know, for such an evil guy,
you're really kind of a softie."
"Am not!" Spike objected, drawing himself up to his full, indignant
height. "As bad as the next guy, just don't like hearin' the Slayer
natter on."
"Of course not," Willow murmured. "But then, the next guy around here
is
me."
Spike shot her a glare but let that pass unremarked. The two of them
settled down to pass the hour until Giles' arrival in surprisingly
companionable silence.
)))
By the time Buffy returned, Giles had settled on the ground beside
Willow and joined the vigil over the portal.
As soon as she approached, a heavy buzz filled the air. With a snap and
ping
that sent Spike arse over teakettle off of his perch, the portal
coalesced into a bright blaze of white light. There was a murmur, as of
distant conversation, and then a familiar voice rang out.
"Got it. See you in a week, Wils!" And Buffy was there.
She stepped through the portal, which closed up behind her, dropping a
few inches onto the solid-packed ground. She looked older, honed, her
eyes flashing brilliant green against the pallor of her skin. Her hair
was darker, closer to auburn than blonde, and was pulled up into a
no-nonsense pony-tail high on the back of her head. Her clothing was
different, too; she wore tight low-rise denims, as was her wont, but
the cable-knit sweater she wore over them was dark grey and covered all
of her skin. Her boots were plain, practical, and thudded solidly
against the earth as she took a step forward. She was wearing a black
pea-coat, which she immediately shrugged off and folded over one arm.
"God, I forgot how warm it was here!" In spite of her somewhat
weathered appearance, she sounded perky enough. Those who had been
silently watching the portal just stared.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Xander loped up to them, not noticing his
version of Buffy still standing a few yards behind and to the left of
the newcomer. "Portal gone already? What, you killed it without me?" He
pulled a moue of disappointment, then laughed. "So, then, who's up for
some Bronze-y goodness?"
"Xander, please do be quiet," Giles barked. Xander jumped at the
unexpected harshness of his tone, and looked around more warily.
"What's the what? Something go wrong?" He turned his attention to the
interloper. "Hey, Buff. New look?"
Spike growled. "Something's off. Smells like Slayer, but..."
"Whoa!" The original Buffy came running up at that. "You can smell me?"
Spike tapped the side of his nose. "Vampire, luv."
From the first words Spike had spoken, crouched in the shadow of a
tombstone, he had portal-Buffy's full attention.
"Spike?" She murmured, advancing towards him.
"Uh, yeah. Have been for awhile now." She reached out a hand towards
him and he jumped back, nearly tripping over the other Buffy in the
process. "Oi! Slayer! Get your... uh, other you away from me!"
Buffy interposed herself between the two. "Who the hell are you and
what do you want with Spike?"
Portal-Buffy shook herself. "Oh, right. Sorry." She backed away
slightly, turning to encompass the entire group. "Damn. Original
Scoobies, out in force." She grinned. "This is a good, good thing."
"Um..." Xander stammered through a few false attempts before completing
a sentence. "Giles? What happened?"
Giles gestured with his glasses. "That
thing is what came
through the portal. Obviously it's impersonating Buffy, though the
likeness is somewhat off."
"That'd be what, six more years on the job?" Portal-Buffy laughed. "You
don't look the same, either, Giles. And Xander! You're all skinny!"
"What, Stay-Puft?" Spike chortled until Buffy elbowed him.
"And I say again: Who. The hell. Are you?"
"Down girl," she laughed. "Was I always this feisty?" She shook
herself. "Right. Here's the scoop: this is, what, 2000? So about three
years ago, Giles, Angel brought you a copy of the Pergamum Codex. Now,
in my time, we need it but all known copies have been destroyed. So my
Giles went through his diaries, determined that he never actually used
it after I killed the Master, and decided it'd be okay if I came back
and got it from you. There're some other books that are pretty much
irreplacable that he thought I could finagle away; some've actually
been useful, but he also," she produced a three-ring binder from,
presumably, the same place she stored her never-ending supply of
stakes, "wrote up the pertinent information, along with dealers who
said they had replacement copies in this time-line. Or he suggested
scanning them into the computer, if you can make Willow promise not to
let any demons loose on the internet. I'm here for a week, so you've
got time."
The response to her little speech was pretty simple: absolute silence.
"Look, guys. It's me. Six years from now, we run into a situation that
we
really
need more information on. Since this was the one place we knew we could
get the information, well, I came back to get it." She shrugged.
"Easy-peasy."
"You... are from the future?" Giles was polishing his glasses furiously.
Portal-Buffy giggled and held up her right hand. "We come in peace,"
she intoned, then shrugged again. "Nah, not really. I mean, not
future-really, not not peace-really. Um. Words aren't my friend.
Anyway. So what happened is, Willow and Dawn got together with some of
the Coven to dig up a parallel time-line that diverged in a way that
had absolutely no effect on anything we did. Really. It was like, some
guy in Atoka tied his left shoe before his right, or something. Harder
than just sending me back in time - and don't glare at me, Giles - but
less likely to change the future I go back to. So here I am! Although I
totally wasn't expecting the welcoming committee."
Giles cocked his head and looked her over. "Six years. That would mean
-"
"Eleven years slaying. Yup."
"Extraordinary."
"What's the big?" Buffy asked.
"Slayers die young, pet. You're already gettin' up there, and it's only
been what, five? Betcha she," and he nodded at portal-Buffy, "is one of
the oldest on record."
"
The oldest, actually. Not that it matters anymore. But
hey, remind me before I go to set you up with some nifty new hardware!"
Portal-Buffy beamed.
"Um, not to be the obligatory parade-induced raincloud, but how do we
know that she's really Buffy?" Xander looked worried that someone was
going to yell at him again, but released some of his tension when
Willow patted his arm and nodded.
"Excellent question." Giles returned his attention to portal-Buffy.
"Any ideas?"
"Hey. I've seen this cartoon. Letting the maybe-villain pick the trials
never proves anything." Buffy nodded sharply.
Portal-Buffy grinned. "Good catch. So... Spike can tell I'm a Slayer.
Um. Ask me some questions, then."
Giles asked first. "When did you first read the Slayer Handbook?"
She smirked at Buffy. "Never have, never will. Next?"
Willow went next. "Biggest fear?"
Portal-Buffy cocked an eyebrow. "Mine or yours?"
"Both."
"These days, it'd be me vamp, you frog."
Willow nodded her agreement as Spike stepped up. "How'd you beat me the
first time we fought?"
The smile on portal-Buffy's face turned unexpectedly sad. "Didn't. Mom
clocked you with an ax."
Spike sucked hard on his cigarette as Buffy asked her question. "Why...
Why did I get so mad at Angel just before we kissed for the first time?"
Only portal-Buffy noticed Spike's scowl at the question, though
Xander's disdainful sneer earned him a poke from Willow.
Portal-Buffy tilted her head back and closed her eyes, thinking. "Hell,
girl, that was a long time ago." She shook herself, then, and stared
straight at Buffy. "You thought he read your damned diary."
"You swear a lot," Willow murmured.
"Eh," portal-Buffy shrugged. "Xander, you're up."
Xander leveled a remarkably steady stare in her direction. "What was
the worst thing I did when I was possessed by the hyena?"
Eyes locked with his, portal-Buffy's entire mien of light-hearted
banter dissolved. They simply held one another's gaze for a long,
telling moment, and then Xander nodded.
"It's her."
"I thought you couldn't remember," Willow hissed, and Buffy jolted when
she realized what he was talking about. She walked over to her friend
and reached out, twining her fingers with his and pressing their
shoulders together.
"It's okay," she murmured. His return nod was pained.
"Do I miss all the fun, then?" Spike tried to break up the suddenly
solemn atmosphere. "What's this about Harris gettin' all possessed?"
"There was an ego-maniacal zookeeper and a primal hyena spirit,
followed by the consumption of a live pig. Altogether, not a fun week."
Buffy's answer was terse, but just frivolous enough to lighten the mood.
"So. We convinced?" Spike asked, sticking his hands in his pockets and
rocking up onto the balls of his feet.
"We're good," Buffy nodded, and led the way out of the cemetery.
"So my Giles managed to salvage his diaries, but they're pretty fusty.
What's the 411 on the Scooby set?" Portal-Buffy was walking alongside
Giles, having fallen into step behind the others.
Giles looked at her out of the corner of his eye. "Can you... If you're
from an alternate timeline, then it shouldn't matter. Do they all..."
He trailed off.
Portal-Buffy stopped and turned to him, catching his elbow so he
swiveled to face her. "I'm not going to lie, Giles. It's not easy. And
even though everyone here makes it through, that doesn't mean that
everyone we care about will. The next three years or so are incredibly,
excruciatingly hard on all of us." But then her eyes burned, bright
with mirth and joy. "Though there may be a way to fix some things," she
conceded.
"Is that wise? We have no way of knowing how -" She cut him off.
"Giles, Giles, Giles," she shook her head. "I told you, didn't I? The
Coven scanned this time-line for points of divergence. The plan is for
me to do what I can, and in a week, when it's time for me to go back,
my Willow will let me know if I fixed things or truly screwed them up.
Obviously, we can only tell for the next six years, but there's been a
two year lull on apocalypses - well, not counting the crap Angel gets
up to - so we have some leeway. If all things are a go, then you get to
be eternally grateful; if I've blown it, well, I'll trigger the
forget-me charm Willow set me up with and your memories will re-write
themselves as if I were never here."
"Re-aligning the universe around the presence or absence of a
particular individual is hardly something I would term a charm!" Giles
protested.
"That's what we've got Dawn for. Trust me, Giles, we're copascetic."
She turned and began walking again towards the gate to the cemetery
where the others were waiting. "Chill. I'll fill you in later."
)))
When Giles had claimed the honor of hosting portal-Buffy for the week
and demanded full rights to her time for the first evening, the others
cleared out reluctantly. Spike and Buffy headed off for patrol, and
Willow and Xander decided to tag along. The quick-fire exchange of
insults between Spike and Xander followed them out the door and was
only muffled when they turned the corner. After the last notes of their
argument abated, Giles let the door shut.
He crossed past portal-Buffy, perched on the edge of the couch, and
busied himself making tea in the kitchen. "Can I get you anything?" He
called.
"Tea'd be lovely, milk and sugar if you have it." He looked up in
surprise. "I've been living in England for the last couple of years,"
she answered his unspoken question. "Gotten used to it." She pointed at
the heavy coat she had been wearing when she arrived; it looked out of
place on the denuded coat-rack.
"Ah." The whistle of steam sounded and Giles brought the teapot and
cups in on a tray. "So, where to begin? Do you want to collect the
books now or can that wait for tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow's good." Portal-Buffy fished out a sugarcube and plucked at
the corners, holding it over her saucer. "Well, I guess the first thing
to do is talk about the Initiative." She looked up, her glance worried.
"You know what they are already, right?"
"Yes. Although I would not be opposed to hearing what you have to say."
Giles poured out and settled himself beside her on the couch,
half-turned to watch her speak.
Portal-Buffy hmmed for a moment, obviously planning where to begin.
"First off, I've kinda got a caveat to this full-disclosure thing."
"Go ahead," Giles nodded warily.
"Some things are gonna happen, and pretty soon, if I'm remembering
right, that are gonna screw mightily with our lives. But part of this
whole thing is me attempting to make your lives better, and some of the
big goods come from the bad. So I'm planning to gloss over some stuff,
and hoping that everyone's social lives just sort of fall out in the
right order, okay?"
"Essentially, you're here to save the world, not to play Dr. Phil."
Portal-Buffy stared at him. "Did you just make a pop-culture reference?"
Giles blushed and busied himself with his tea.
"Oookay. Now that my mind is blown, on to business." She grinned and
began detailing the twisted plans of Maggie Walsh and the importance of
Lab 314.
)))
"So what do you think of her?" Buffy asked. She and Spike had already
led the others through two cemeteries and managed to dust only one
fledgeling, although there had been an interesting scrap with some sort
of scavenger demon who insisted on eating fresh-buried corpses. After
the absolute yuck of that experience, Xander and Willow had begged off
for the night and both had headed back to the dorm room to spend the
evening talking over the stranger with Buffy's face.
"Dunno, pet. She's different, that's for sure." Spike vaulted atop a
mausoleum, scanning the empty cemetery as he continued his conversation
with Buffy.
"Good different or bad different?"
Spike rolled his eyes and jumped down. "Different different. Don't
know. Didn't say much. Seemed friendly enough, which is more than I can
say for the present version." He laughed as Buffy whiffed a blow in the
general direction of his head. "Oi! Watch the hair!"
"Hard not to," Buffy giggled. "But seriously. Didn't you think it was
weird that she, well, didn't think it was weird that you were there?"
Spike shrugged, starting off across the grass. Buffy fell easily into
step beside him. "Sounds like Giles kept records; I'd guess I'm
mentioned."
"Yeah, but... She looked
really happy to see you. And when she
was talking about the original Scoobies, it sounded like you were
included."
Spike scowled and flicked his cigarette away, watching it arc and
bounce off of a tombstone. "Guess I never get this buggerin' chip out
of my head, then. Must still be fighting with you lot."
Buffy dashed ahead at the sound of angry conversation. Before Spike
caught up with her, though, she held up a hand to halt his progress,
then crooked a beckoning finger without looking back at him. Spike
crept as stealthily as he could to her side, but almost ruined it with
his hissed swearing when he saw what she had discovered.
Buffy silenced him with a hand over his mouth, eyes still fixed on the
Initiative agents standing huddled on the other side of the low stone
wall that divided the newer and older parts of the cemetery. Riley was
obvious, now that she knew to look for him, and she picked out two of
his fraternity brothers from the other four soldiers. What truly held
her attention, however, was the small, pale-skinned form of what was
obviously a demon child, face-down on the ground with taser burns on
its back. She signaled a retreat and she and Spike withdrew behind the
nearest statuary.
"'S Eddie!" Spike hissed.
Buffy cocked a questioning brow.
"Clem's nephew," he explained.
"Who's Clem?" Buffy asked.
"'E's a demon, isn't 'e, so of course you won't go worryin' your pretty
li'l 'ead about 'im." Spike's voice rose slightly as he spat, his
accent growing thicker in his consternation.
Buffy stilled him with a firm grip on his arm and a hand on his chest.
"Spike. Just tell me. Who is Clem?"
"Friend of mine. Sweetest demon you'd ever hope to meet. Got a thing
for chips and dip and watching bad telly. His mum, brother and
sister-in-law live over in the apartment complex behind the Junior High
School. They all, but for Clem, pass as human."
"I don't care what they pass as," Buffy affirmed. "I just saw a little
boy who's been burned, and a bunch of chumps who
really need to
be dealt with. If I get them, can you get him out?"
Spike just stared at her, awe and confusion warring across his face.
"Spike," she spoke a little louder, directly into his ear. He jumped
and shook himself.
"Yeah, Slayer. I got him."
"Good." She nodded and moved back towards the wall. He stopped her with
a hand on her arm and shrugged out of his coat, handing it over, before
tucking the stray wisps of her hair up under her black knit cap.
"Just in case." And he moved into position.
The soldiers were still standing around the demon, who hadn't been
moved. Riley, though, was talking loudly into his communicator.
"Unclassified adolescent HST apprehended. Awaiting retrieval team.
Over."
The buzz and crackle of the mechanical response sounded harsh in the
general quiet. "Retrieval team dispatched. ETA three minutes. Over."
Buffy's head snapped up and towards Spike at that, and he nodded back.
Three minutes didn't give them much time to work with. She hefted her
stake, weighing it in her hand. She'd practiced tossing it for hours,
but always point-first. If she screwed this up... She just wouldn't.
Riley was standing with his back to her, and the blunt end of the stake
took him square in the back of the skull. The thunk was loud, and he
didn't even groan as he collapsed backwards. The other four immediately
looked her way, and she ducked behind the low wall.
Spike, watching from the other side, snickered under his breath as the
uptight soldier collapsed. When one of the others started signalling
the remaining members of his squad to take flanking positions, Spike
almost clapped. All four of them progressed together, leaving Eddie
unattended. It was a matter of a moment to leap the wall, dart forward,
and swoop the boy up and away. He was back over the wall and darting
towards the untended mausoleums that marked the far end of the
graveyard before the soldiers had even reached Buffy's position.
Buffy, meanwhile, had been creeping as stealthily as possible along the
wall, away from Spike. She heaved a sigh of relief when she saw the
flash of white that marked Spike and his burden speeding away, and
stood to draw the soldiers' attention. The didn't notice her at first,
even though the one who had taken up the left-flanking position was
only a matter of yards away. Buffy grimaced and pulled herself atop the
wall, making sure the soles of her boots scraped against the cement,
and began running along it. With a shout, the soldiers commenced the
chase. She was faster and nimbler, however, and reached the taller
outer wall to the cemetery long before they did. With a gleeful grin,
she flipped them off over her shoulder and levered herself up into one
of the overhanging trees that grew along the grassy walkway that bound
the cemetery, vaulting from there over the wall itself. From that point
it was simply a matter of taking off the cap, folding Spike's coat over
her arm, and disappearing into the maze of neat houses and trimmed
lawns that separated her from Giles'.