3. Part
the Third
The next day was Sunday, and Xander arrived
bright and early - in that
dark, dreary, pouring down rain kind of way - bearing doughnuts. And
Anya.
She poked at portal-Buffy's face, and she just sat back and let her.
There was something in her smile that told Giles that this, too, was
another loved one who didn't make it through.
"You're skinnier, but you don't actually look any older. That's good."
Portal-Buffy lept up off the couch, craning to get a better glimpse of
her backside. "I'm skinny?!"
"Of course! Our Buffy's already a little underweight, and you make her
look husky."
"Tact, Anya," Xander reminded, proffering the box of doughnuts as a
peace offering.
"Psh," she dismissed the notion with her hand. She was surprised into a
smile when portal-Buffy enfolded her into a hug.
She hugged back for a moment before pushing back slightly, distancing
herself enough to peer into the other girl's face. "I die, don't I?"
She talked over Xander's squawked protests. "You wouldn't be all
emotional if I'd only left. But you're here to fix things. Can you fix
this?"
"I can." Portal-Buffy's voice was firm.
"Good." Anya nodded and turned to the box of doughnuts. "Hey! Did Giles
eat all the jellies already?"
Giles started guiltily, traces of filling at the corners of his mouth.
"There were only two," he defended himself.
"We've only been here ten minutes! Honestly, Giles. If you're not
careful, your middle-aged metabolism will have you puffing up like a
Grosch demon." While he sputtered indignantly, Willow and Buffy came
through the door.
"Goddess, but I'm soaked!" Willow shook herself in the doorway before
peeling off her purple vinyl raincoat and draping it on the coatrack.
"Sorry, Wils, but the Ark's still in the shop for repairs." Buffy
sighted the pastry box. "Ooh! Breakfast."
"We just ate!" But Willow followed the siren lure of cholesterol in her
wake.
"Slayer, here. Best perk of the whole gig - all the fatty goodness a
girl could ask for, and no cottage-cheese thighs!" She winked at
portal-Buffy, who grinned and grabbed a doughnut of her own.
"So, what's the plan for the day?" Willow sat on the couch,
chocolate-glazed chocolate with chocolate sprinkles clutched tight.
Buffy dropped between her and Anya, and Xander settled on Anya's other
side.
"Well, this evening Buffy and I need to call the Council. This
afternoon, however, Buffy," and he nodded towards portal-Buffy, leaning
against the wall by the kitchen door, "would like the opportunity to
spar with our Buffy. So I called in a favor and secured the dojo on
Main for a few hours. Until then, I -"
"I've got a date." Buffy interrupted.
"You've got a what?" Giles asked.
"A. Date." She rolled her eyes. "Y'know. Girls, boys, drinking coffee
in public venues and discussing their Christmas vacations? That's the
plan, anyway." She turned her head, fixing her gaze on portal-Buffy.
"Riley and I need to have a talk."
)))
Riley was back in town and school was due to start up again the next
day, so Buffy had agreed to meet him for coffee. They'd been sitting in
the Espresso Pump for almost an hour, chatting amiably about their
respective vacations - though Buffy had left her strange experience
with the portal out of it - when Buffy suddenly grew pensive.
Riley noticed her changed expression when he came back with the latest
in a long stream of whipped cream-laden mochas, and was quick to ask
her about it.
"Does it bother you? That I'm so much stronger than you are?" She was
doodling with a stir-stick in the small pile of sugar she had spilled
on the table, and didn't see the amusement in his eyes.
"I wouldn't be too sure of that. I'm not exactly a weakling." She did,
however, hear the laugh in his voice, and looked up at him with
something akin to amazement.
"You have no idea what the Slayer actually is, do you?" She asked.
He quirked an eyebrow at her, an unexpectedly expressive gesture on
what she suddenly thought of as a surpassingly bland face. "A girl
who's trained to fight demons?"
She almost laughed at the understatement. "Riley, what you and your
commando buddies need their little James Bond doo-dads and backup to
do, I do by myself, with a stake and a sword, and usually in heels."
He sat back. "So you're a demon-fighting demon?"
She reached out, suddenly, a sensory expansion that encompassed
the entire room. The woman behind the counter was a demon. So was the
man in the corner, peering furitively at her over his newspaper.
Riley's skin was dry, and there were tiny cracks in his lips. A vampire
was hiding out from the sun in the apartment building behind the shop.
The little girl handing her mother the change from the muffin she had
purchased was singing under her breath, something about frogs and logs
and plops. Riley was staring.
"Where'd you get that? I'm human. Born human, gonna die human. Gonna
die young, too. But I'm a Slayer. The Slayer. Be-all end-all champion
of light. Boogie-man for things that go bump in the night." And she was
suddenly rhyming. What the heck? Oh, well; so long as she had his
attention. As she spoke, she picked up the table-knife from her place
setting. It was cheap, but the handle was thick. As she spoke, "Human,
but I'm stronger and faster than anyone you've met," she twisted,
turning the knife's handle into a corkscrew. She dropped it in front of
him with a dull clang.
He stared at the mutilated knife, then up at her. His eyes narrowed,
shifting from the amused, patronizing boyfriend to something clinical,
calculating. "Humans can't do that."
Bugger. Hadn't thought this through. And why did she sound like Spike?
"I can. Just... Human with an upgrade." She shook her head. "Look,
Riley. This doesn't have anything to do with your work; I'm totally
thrilled that you guys are keeping the demon population down - leaves
me with more time for homework. I just didn't want to start something
with you without being honest, first. I mean, if we're going to have a
real relationship, you're going to need to accept that I have an
honest-to-god sacred duty, and it will always come first. But there's
plenty of room in my life for other things, and that could include
you." She rose and leaned over to drop a kiss on his cheek, swiping the
knife as she did so. He was less likely to talk if he didn't have the
evidence. "Just, think it over, and I'll see you around."
)))
Spike was more than a little confused as he made his standard mad,
blanket-draped dash from sewer entrance to awning through the
cloud-filtered sunlight. Portal-Buffy had mentioned the possibility of
sparring with Buffy the night before, and it had taken little
persuasion to get Giles' promise to contact the owner of the local dojo
in order to reserve the room between morning and afternoon classes.
Spike could certainly understand the desire to take advantage of the
opportunity to fight herself, but what he didn't understand is why she
had been so determined that he come along. When she responded to his
pounding on the door with a smile, Buffy grinning over her shoulder, he
decided to just sit back and go along - watching Buffy fight was pure
poetry, and two of her was certain to be even better.
"C'mon in, sunshine."
Spike growled at the name, but settled affably enough in the folding
chair next to Giles. The Watcher's greeting was not exactly cheerful,
but seemed genuinely welcoming, and Spike relaxed as the two girls
finished their stretches and faced off. At a nod from portal-Buffy,
Giles pressed play on the small CD-player sitting on the floor.
The girls bowed as the first notes of some bass-heavy techno riff
poured out into the small gym, and their dance commenced.
Buffy darted leerily back from portal-Buffy's instant attack, still
somewhat wary of the entire procedure. A flurry of blocked blows and
high-kicks later, however, and she was bouncing on her toes, ready to
really fight. When portal-Buffy darted in with a sweeping waist-high
kick, Buffy grabbed her leg and pulled, laughing when the other girl
spun in mid-air to land a glancing kick to her shoulder. Buffy
retaliated with her own pattern of kicks and punches, leading her
opponent to a surprised retreat.
"You're more innovative that I am," portal-Buffy remarked.
"You're faster than I am," Buffy shrugged.
The battle resumed; Buffy, backed against the vault, braced herself
against it and levered herself into a nearly horizontal assault,
lashing out hard enough to send portal-Buffy staggering backwards. The
older girl used her momentum, however, arching neatly into a back
handspring that let her kick at Buffy's legs before they reached the
floor. The awkwardly combined moves sent both girls tumbling to the
floor.
"Weapons?"
"Weapons."
One flew for the duffle-bag that Giles had brought, drawing out a
weighted practice sword, and the other dove for the rack of
quarter-staves against the dojo's back wall. They met in the center of
the room with a crash, weapons spinning so rapidly that Giles' mortal
eyes could barely track their movements. Spike hooted as a tricky
maneuver with portal-Buffy's staff sent Buffy's sword crashing to the
floor. Buffy's eyes flared at the loss and she darted in, grabbing one
end of the staff and extending her leg to brace her foot against the
other end, torquing her body against the solidity of her opponent's
hold and snapping the staff to an upright position. With her hands
awkwardly placed, portal-Buffy let go rather than let Buffy use her own
weapon to trip her up, and rolled in the direction of the discarded
sword.
The battle progressed through two more changes of weaponry, finally
culminating in a blistering exchange of staff-blows that had Giles and
Spike both shouting accolades and ended only when Buffy, finally
tiring, misjudged a dodge and ended up with the end of portal-Buffy's
staff planted in the groove between the long muscles of her thigh. With
a grimace, she conceded.
"Not bad, little girl." Portal-Buffy grinned when Buffy growled at her.
"That was exceptional," Giles enthused, kneeling beside Buffy to knead
at the knot that had blossomed where she had taken the blow. "I've
never seen you fight so well - not even against Faith."
"Our Slayer's the best I've ever seen, Rupes, and no mistake." Spike
had handed portal-Buffy a bottle of water from the bag Giles had
brought and was busy picking up the discarded weapons from wherever
they had landed.
Buffy and portal-Buffy exchanged looks with their Watcher, their
expressions ranging from incredulous to smug.
"Really?" Giles sounded almost dubious, and Buffy scowled at him.
"Killed two, fought more, and nobody's had half the fire of this one."
"This one has a name, you know." Buffy's pout was petulant.
"Right, then, Slayer. I'll remember." He grinned at her, and her pout
turned to a reluctant return smile.
"You've fought other slayers?" Giles asked. "I've never heard that."
"Don't exactly go advertisin' my losses, do I? But really, d'you think
I'm good enough to beat every slayer - present company excluded - I
come up against?"
His question was rhetorical, but portal-Buffy's "Yes" was vehement.
He turned to her with a quirked brow. "'S a high opinion you've got,
pet."
She shrugged. "You said it. I'm the best. And you're the only vamp I've
ever fought that was anywhere near as good as me."
Buffy rose with Giles' help and they stood shoulder to shoulder,
watching the exchange with matching bemused expressions. "Am I that
cocky?" She whispered to her watcher. He just chuckled and shook his
head.
Spike, of course, heard her, and cut portal-Buffy off before she could
say anything. "You should be, pet. Gives you the stones to take on
anything. At the same time, though, you gotta remember: part of the
game's luck, and that's not always gonna be in your favor. Keep an eye
out for slip-ups, though, and you'll always come out topside."
Portal-Buffy's lips moved in an almost inaudible murmur. "One good
day."
Spike blinked at her, and nodded. "One good day."
There was a lull as each was lost in contemplation, then portal-Buffy
broke the silence with a smack of her hands. "So. Spikey. You ready for
a bit of rough and tumble?"
He looked at her like she was crazy. "You barmy, girl?" He tapped his
head. "Chipped, remember?"
She shrugged. "Yup. But I had a run-in with a whacked-out witch and
some dark magic, so I'm not entirely human. Figure you'd enjoy a real
challenge, and I haven't fought anything but fledglings, mini-slayers,
and Angel in ages."
Spike scowled. "Wonder Brow's still around, eh?"
Portal-Buffy's eye-rolling was mimicked by Giles and Buffy's
exasperated groans. "He shows up, pokes his nose in things, Dawn bites
it off, and he runs away until it grows back. It's a thing."
Spike chuckled. "Sounds like. So then, Slayer. Let's fight."
Portal-Buffy's smile was feral.
Watching them move was somehow entirely different from watching the two
Buffys. Where the girl's style had, over time, changed, both knew how
Spike moved. Buffy had reacted to portal-Buffy on instinct and
observation, but Spike and portal-Buffy danced. Buffy, leaning against
Giles as he rubbed her shoulder, thought they looked choreographed,
like a fight scene in a movie. Everything was neat, smooth.
"They're so clean," she murmured.
Giles nodded. "I've only seen you fight Spike a few times, my dear, but
I'd say you do so just as elegantly." She smiled up at him, and he
squeezed her shoulders before returning his attention to the fight.
This time it was Spike who used the vault for leverage, flipping
himself backwards over it and catching portal-Buffy on the chin with
his boot. She bounced enough to defer most of the impact, but the force
of the blow was enough to send her crashing to the floor. With a
muttered curse, Spike knelt at her side, grasping her chin so he could
tilt her head and check her eyes.
It was the first time they had touched flesh, and sensation raced.
There was no definitive point of contact, no blazing fire or icy swath,
no epicenter for the tingle. Just the brief glance of skin on skin and
a juddering shock that had Spike recoiling.
"What in the blazes of hell was that?!" He demanded, jerking away,
feeling Buffy come up behind him, questions on her tongue.
Portal-Buffy wouldn't meet his eyes. "What was what?"
"That! That... tingle thing!"
"Tingle thing?" Buffy chuckled.
"Ain't funny, Slayer. Girl's got some kind of mojo under her skin." He
growled under his breath and warily approached, circling slightly.
Buffy countered his movement, circling to portal-Buffy's right. Giles
watched as the two slipped into flanking positions without speaking to
or looking at one another, and a slight smile creased his cheeks even
as he kept wary focus on portal-Buffy.
"Mojo of the not-me kind?" Buffy asked, finally meeting Spike's eyes.
"Mojo of the vamp kind, pet. Something's up."
Giles stepped forward, turning their triangle into a square. "Something
you'd like to explain, Buffy?" There was a dangerous current in his
voice.
"Dammit, Spike!" She turned to face the vampire, shutting her younger
counterpart out of their exchange. "You know what that was. It
shouldn't work with you, though. Not unless..." She trailed off, but
Buffy caught the slip.
"Unless what?" She disregarded the other girl, fixing her attention on
Spike. "What's going on?"
"She's got demon blood in her."
"What?" Buffy's surprised cry was highlighted by the stake that slipped
readily into her hand.
"No, pet," Spike shook his head. "Not any old demon. My demon."
"Your demon doesn't have blood; it's all borrowed." Giles, too, had a
weapon to hand. It was one of the dull short blades Buffy used to
practice, but would serve as a bludgeon if needed.
"Then why would I have to feed it to someone to turn them?" Spike
asked, mocking smile in place. Giles cocked his head at the thought.
"Soon's the blood hits my body, the demon that animates my body
incorporates it. Just like you humans with your food. I drink
blood; I don't inject it. 'Sjust, the demon doesn't process things the
same way - it all ends up in my bloodstream. So yeah, my blood's my
own."
Buffy considered him for a moment, then gripped portal-Buffy by the
shoulder and spun her around so they stood face to face. "Wanna tell me
just why you've got Spike's blood in you?"
She looked almost sheepish. "Vampires. Sex. It's a thing."
Buffy blushed, and looked quickly down at the floor. After just a
moment, though, she looked back up, eyes livid. "You slept with Spike? My
Spike?"
"Your Spike, pet?" Spike snarked at her possessive tone.
She waved his protest away. "As in, not future. Although I guess she's
claiming all the Spikes she can get, isn't she?" She leaned forward
into portal-Buffy's personal space, expression dark. "Aren't you?"
"No!" Portal-Buffy protested. "I haven't slept with any Spike
in years!"
Buffy tilted her head, examining her. She nodded. "Then why did you two
touching inspire major wig?"
Portal-Buffy darted a look at Spike, who determinedly kept his gaze
focused on anything but the two women discussing him. His eyes caught
Giles', however, and the steely look of encroaching understanding
caused him to shiver.
"His demon registered its claim on her, Buffy, that's all." Nobody
expected Giles' interjection, least of all Spike. His first thought was
to feel utter relief at the man's discretion, but a chance encounter
with portal-Buffy's determined expression shook that notion.
"Bloody hell," he sighed, raking his hand through his hair. "'S a vamp
thing, yeah?" He asked.
Buffy nodded, and stepped around portal-Buffy so the two of them were
standing close together. He lowered his voice; even knowing that the
other two could probably hear him, and knew what he had to say
regardless, he wanted privacy for this.
"Vampires are social, pet. We have lines, clans, families, and mates."
"Mates?"
"Y'know. Eternal pairings. Undying love, and all that rot."
"Like you and Dru?" Buffy's question was devoid of anything but
innocent inquiry, but Spike shrugged it off with a scornful laugh.
"Obviously not, seein' as she's not around these days. No. Dozy bint
never would let me claim her; don't know if it woulda took, besides.
Claims are based on love, and Angelus drove Dru so crazy she couldn't
even consider lovin' anyone but him. Don't know if she was even capable
of that."
The compassion on Buffy's face was earnest, but she didn't say anything.
"Anyway. Everything a vampire holds to is tied together with blood. A
drop here, a full transfusion there - there are rituals to make it
easier, more complete, but everything comes down to blood. A mating
ritual can go wrong if the people involved aren't in love - hell, the
demon in 'em'll drive 'em batty for making the wrong choice. But sex
and blood between lovers? Well, sometimes the ritual isn't necessary."
"So you're," Buffy sucked a quick breath, glancing back at the version
of herself that had, apparently, loved another vampire, "mated to her?"
"No." Portal-Buffy, catching Buffy's gaze, had come forward. She
pressed a hand to Buffy's arm and drew her attention. "I was mated to
the Spike in my own time. We didn't mean it; we didn't even know. It's
not complete, and it never will be - but it's real. And I'm guessing
that it confuses your Spike's demon."
Spike mouthed "your Spike" in Giles' direction, his expression
slightly disgusted. The other man had to fight to suppress a chuckle.
"But you said he shouldn't feel it 'unless.' Unless what?"
"You're quicker than I thought," portal-Buffy tried to put her off.
"I'm you, you twit. Tell me." Her rejoinder sent Spike snickering, but
he quickly sobered under the weight of portal-Buffy's silence.
"He told you. It works on love. I'm still in love with my Spike; always
will be. He..."
Buffy's eyes widened. "No. Way."
"'M guessin' it's some kind of residue from Red's spell. Nothin' to get
het up about, Slayer." His tone was casual, but he drew his persona
tightly about him, stung by her curt dismissal of his unexpressed,
unexpected affections.
She quirked an eyebrow at him. "No way in the delay-while-I-process
sense, Tetchy-boy. Gimme a bit." She shot him an unexpectedly friendly,
if restrained, smile and turned, leaving the dojo. Giles tried to stop
her with a hand on her arm, but she forestalled his quiet question with
an equally soft "Later. I'll meet you guys back at your place." He
nodded and let her go.