MacTaggert's Isle
               (to be sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Isle")

Oh sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of an angry Scot
who lived on an island in the North Atlantic
and brewed poison in a pot

Some lonely mutants came around
and camped out on the door
a paranoid psychiatrist
did psychotherapy with Spoor
...psychotherapy with Spoor

Then came Days of Future Past
a Dark Future History
But then the scribe became Ben Raab
as useless as could be
as useless as could be

But we all remember the grand ole days
of dear Excalibur
with Moira
Douglock and Rory too
Brian Braddock...and his wife
A Shadowcat
The Angry Brit and Fuzzy Elf
here on MacTaggert's Isle!