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Breanna MacLeod


The J-Files: Where there's smoke, there's Angelo
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	Kitty's here! She decided ta kick off and come visit. She brought 
Lockheed too, which kinda weirded some of the other kids out, 'cept Ang 
who just scowled at him lots. Guess they're just not used ta dragons. Not 
as worldy and wise as Jubilation Lee! Lockheed sure didn't seem ta like 
Ang though, and that's prob'ly why Ang got so snarky. 

	It's weird talkin' ta Kitty. I'm glad we get along better now, cuz  
I think she's a realy good friend and all, sorta like a sister. Used ta be 
that I thought she was a total dweeb, 'til that whole Yana thing. Kinda 
depressin' that it takes a little girl dyin' to get two people who should 
be like family to connect, ya know? But it did. It's kewl though, me and 
her, Wolvie's girls. 

	Kitty was tellin' me that her new boyfriend - who looks kinda like 
a rumpled cross between Gambit and James Bond, if ya ask me (and is way 
cute) - thinks that Lockheed TALKS. Anytime anything goes wacky he says 
that it was the "bleedin' purple handbag wot did it" That's what Kitty 
said anyway. Funky accent huh? 'Sides, everybody knows dragons don't 
talk! Duh! What the heck would Lockheeed want with cigarettes?

	The funniest thing is that it seems ta be catchin'. 

	Five hours into Kitty's stay, Angelo is stalkin' around mumblin' 
about his cigarettes. He had the nerve to blame ME, of all people! (okay, 
okay, so I swiped'em on him once - but his nic fits are ultra nasty so I 
ain't tryin' that again) He didn't believe it wasn't me. I think he just 
lost'em.

	So, Kitty and me are talkin' about this new boyfriend of hers, 
and I guess Ang heard us. Next thing ya know, he's screamin' about the 
"loco dragon" stealin' his cigs. Oh puh-lease! Lockheed wouldn't hurt a 
fly! Some guys just HAVE to blame stuff on somebody. No way could it 
possbily be their fault! (sarcasm, gotta love it) 

	The poor little purple guy was real quiet all weekend. I think Ang 
hurt his felings. Lockheed even hid out in Kitty's room fer hours. I was 
about ready to spark some sense into "mi amigo", but I settled for a frog 
in his bed. And before ya say it, I'm NOT getting soft, just smartin' from 
Frostie's last lecture about practical jokes and usin' our powers for the 
wrong reasons. I mean - Frostie?! People who live in freakin' glass 
houses shouldn't be throwin' mondo huge boulders, if ya get what I mean. 
Man did Kitty have some awesome White Queen stories though! I can't wait 
to spill - these are even better than Sam's.

  	So anyway - at dinner Ang comes down, slams the door, and starts 
ranting about Lockheed again. Said he was mocking him. Ang even said that 
Lockheed stole his nic sticks AND his zippo. No big loss if ya ask me, 
those things smell. Me and Kitty had SUCH a long talk about Wolvie's 
cigars. Ugh!

	Course Ang just couldn't let it go, even if it was obvious to 
everybody else that he was a little "loco" himself. Poor little dragon. 
Whatever Ang was doing, at least I haven't had to walk out the front door 
and through a cloud of smoke today. If that's Lockheed's idea of fun, 
he's my kind of dragon. Maybe Ang is just sufferin' from way nasty exam 
stress? People have been known to snap under the pressure (not your truly 
of course). 

	Well anyway, Kitty and me, er, I - well we're gonna hit the mall! 
That all fer now, see ya! 

Jubilation Lee 



	I would just like to say - aside from the fact that your files 
are INCREDIBLY EASY TO HACK INTO - I am not LOCO! That dragon is a nasty 
little hombre and I swear he not only stole my cigs, but he ATE MY ZIPPO! 
You chica, have no imagination. And if you think I'm gonna spill anything 
about Ev now, you're dreaming.

Angelo Espinosa - Expert Hacker (HA!)



	Oh yeah? Get this Skin, I'm gonna let the fact that you hacked in 
here slide. Yer mental state can't be all that great right now. But if you 
mess around with my love life yer gonna be sorry. Just you picture what 
would go down if I HAPPEN to let it slip that you stood me up on my first 
date when WOLVIE comes fer dinner tomorrow. Who do you think he'll 
believe? Live in fear, mi amigo.

Jubilation Lee  - Expert Extortionist