Title: Magic, Mischief, & Miracles 2/? Authors: Pet & Foxhunt2blue Summary: When Spike refuses to take no for an answer his plan to get Angel in between the sheets goes horribly awry. Rating: NC-17 (all over rating) Pairing: Angel/Spike Disclaimer: Our wonderful Joss created them I had nothing to do with it-wish I had. Frankly the boys would be a lot happier with me as their mama! *web Feedback: Please feed the baby slash ho's cause they can be quite pathetic. They cry all night if they don't get their daily dose of feedback. *giggle E-mail: Pet: spikespet2001@yahoo.com Fox: foxhunter2blue@yahoo.com *** Rolling over Spike found himself trapped in Angel's embrace and he wasn't happy in the least about it. Of course that was the least of his problems. His stomach was twisted into what amounted to a pretzel. Just the scent of his sire's skin caused his gut to surge towards this mouth. Kicking out he twisted in Angel's arms. "...shit...bloody hell...let go you sodding poof..." Angel smiled and murmured pulling Spike tighter to him. "Shh...Will, go back to sleep baby. I'll feed you in a couple more hours, lad." Spike growled and struggled harder against Angel's tightening arms. "ANGEL!" Spike screamed. "Let me go you bloody arse unless..." Spike's face went even whiter if it were possible, "...you want..." he swallowed hard, "...last nights liquor on you, pet!" At that Angel's eyes popped open and he let go, jumping off the bed looking at his hands as if he had just touched toxic waste. "OH...MY...GOD!!" Without a word Spike dived off the bed and made a beeline for the bathroom. Seconds later the sounds of heaving and moaning drifted back into the bedroom. Angel listened and he felt a little sick himself. He wanted to go shower and scrub his skin hard, but then he remembered shower naughtiness and he zipped to the kitchen sink. Splashing his skin with hot scalding water, using his nails to dig in he muttered to himself. "This is a nightmare, this is a nightmare...I'm going to wake up, I'm going to wake up." *** Spike sat on his knees in front of the toilet head resting on the cool porcelain. His whole body was shaking with painful spasms. He wasn't sure what was worse--- re-tasting the alcohol from the previous night or listening to Angel mumble on the verge of hysterics. Dragging himself to his feet Spike headed for the door when suddenly the nausea hit him again. Diving for the toilet he moaned as the remainder of his alcohol surged up and yet the nausea continued. *** Angel heard Spike wretch again and it only made him scrub harder and faster. He picked up the sprayer totally not caring about his precious floor or the carpet nearby and just started to spray his face. He 'needed' to wake up. Because if he was already awake and this was his reality. Oh, god he was fucking screwed, he thought. *** With a moan Spike lifted his head and flushed the toilet, and then stumbled to his feet. Reaching behind the bathroom door he grabbed the robe hanging there and pulled it on. His legs felt like rubber and he actually felt like he was burning up. Stumbling into the kitchen he clung to the doorframe staring at Angel's naked backside. To be honest any other time that sight would have revved him up, but at the moment he was more concerned about how he felt. He'd had plenty of hangovers in his time and this just didn't feel right. "Angel...mate..." Spike groaned as the room began to spin, "...I'm bloody well screwed..." Angel whimpered and just let the sprayer go. Shutting off the sink he whispered. "Why?" "...don't...feel so soddin..." Spike lurched forward falling on his face. Sighing Angel bent over and grabbed Spike's arms, pulling him up, and holding him steady. "You drank too much. You just need to have some blood, rest, and this will go away. I'll get you some blood then you can go back to your apartment and sleep." "Blood?" Spike gulped hard as he clamped his hand over his mouth. With his other hand he clutched Angel's arm desperately. The entire room swam first left, then right and his stomach convulsed. Angel held tighter to Spike and his eyebrow raised a bit. This---this was odd. Usually no matter how hung- over a vampire their eating habits were never effected. So he decided to test a theory. "Spike lets heat you some---BLOOD." Spike's eyes bulged in his head and he went another shade paler. "Shit, mate..." Spike groaned. His whole body began trembling and he tried to pull away from Angel as he made a gagging noise. Angel wouldn't let go though as he looked into Spike's eyes, then over him not realizing that he doing the sire check-over. Something he hadn't done for a long time. Looking for marks, or signs of trouble, then he started asking questions. "Eat something wrong?" Spike tugged weakly at Angel "Just drank...didn't eat nothing yesterday, ponce!" He snapped as he began struggling harder. "Angel I swear..." he made another gagging noise and twisted against Angel's grip. "Please...bloody hell...it's hot in here..." Angel raised his other eyebrow. "No, it isn't...its room temperature. Spike what's going on? Did you drink something funky? Come on work with me here." "Nothing...god you bloody sod!" Spike gurgled and covered his mouth. "Nothing that you didn't drink..." he moaned and eyeballed the sink. "Angel I...I'm gonna be..." Spike took off heading for the sink dragging Angel across the room. Helping Spike to the sink Angel couldn't---even if he wanted, too---turn away. It was like a train wreck and he had to watch it derail. Lifting a hand---to his own surprise---rubbed Spike's lower back. "It's okay, come on...get it out." Coughing and gagging Spike's eyes begin to water. "...nothing left..." he gasped for air even though he knew he didn't need it. Angel nodded. "Then we either need to give you something to eat so you have something to heave or call Fred and get you checked out. Something's wrong with you." Turning his head Spike glared at Angel. "No bloody way, peaches. I like sunshine and all, but I ain't having her prod me with any needles..." "Then we get you some blood to hurl." Angel said simply his voice starting to twinge with annoyance. He hated when Spike was this stubborn. Spike turned on the faucet and splashed his face. "Don't know if it'll stay, pet." He let out a sigh. "Wouldn't have any wheat bix---would you? And maybe some sardines? The ones in the mustard sauce?" Angel made a sour face, then backed up and looked over Spike again taking in how cute he looks in his robe. All small and totally swimming in the robe, and then he ran through what Spike asked for again. He wiped at his face, then tried another test. "Uhmmm, Spike...how about pickles and peanut butter?" Raising a brow Spike snorted. "Bloody hell, Angel! I just got my sodding stomach to settle down and you want to give me pickles and peanut butter?" He slowly moved to the small table and settled in one of the chairs. "Though I got to think a glass of beer would be good." He ran his fingers through his sweaty hair. "Oh, and what's a beer without some Oreos---double stuff." Angel made a gagging sound, then walked slowly to Spike squinting his eyes as he gazed over him. It was almost as if, Angel thought, Spike had been taken over. "Spike am I sleeping?" Turning his head Spike studied Angel with amusement. "Now why do you think you're sleeping, peaches?" He shook his head at Angel and chuckled "Double-stuff is the only sodding way to go." "Well either I'm dreaming or that you're a woman statement I made is really coming back to bite you in the ass. Because the shit you want to eat. Even with your strange food craving is a little deranged. I think we need to call Fred. Maybe you sniffed some powder at the herb shop. Maybe the bar gave you a bad beer. I don't know but there's definitely something wrong here I can feel it." "Jesus, Angel!" Spike rolled his eyes as his head fell onto the table. "Look you great ponce...please just get me the blood and I'll be on my way. Not hanging around, not yanking your cock..." he suddenly stopped and swallowed hard. "Maybe I should leave now..." Angel sighed then stood up storming to the kitchen. Opening the fridge he grabbed a blood bag and came back to the table dropping it. "There you go. Sorry for caring for five seconds---my bad. You can get out of my robe now and dress in your own clothes and leave." Looking down at the bag of blood Spike moaned. With a sudden spasmodic movement he shoved the chair back and rushed to the sink heaving over it. His head spun as he turned on the faucet cupping his hands and bringing them to his mouth. Turning off the sink he turned back his body swaying. "Angel...sorry...luv..." Spike chose that second to crumple to the floor. Rushing to his room Angel threw a pair of threadbare jeans on, came back, and picked Spike up in his arms walking to the elevator. "Okay, Will that's it. To Fred we go." Stepping inside the elevator he pressed the lab floor button and watched as the numbers descended. *** Angel pushed through the lab door and saw Fred reading over some papers. "Fred I need your help." Looking up Fred jumped off her stool putting her papers down and started talking a mile a minute. "Spike...oh, god Spike. Here...here...over here. Lay him down. Did he fall? Did he get hurt? Did you hurt him? Is he, okay? What happened?" Angel laid Spike down on the bed Fred had indicated and began answering each question to the best of his knowledge. "No, he didn't fall. Not sure if he is hurt, not externally as far as I know. No, I didn't hurt him...I don't...think. I'm not sure if he is okay that's what I'm here for. As for what happened I don't know. He's sick." Rushing to Spike's side Fred started to look him over talking soothingly her accent booming. "Spike, Spike it's me. Can you hear me?" A soft groan escaped Spike and he shivered. "...bloody hell...what...?" His eyes fluttered open and he looked up into Fred's wide dark eyes. "...sunshine?" Fred smiled brightly. "Yeah...yeah it's me Spike. How are you? Can you tell me what's wrong? I want to help you, fix it, and make it all better. Maybe even find you a lollipop if you're a good patient. But you have to help me." His face twisted up as if he was in pain and he covered his mouth. After a few moments he took a deep calming breath that he really needed because frankly he was scared shitless. "Don't feel so good, pet. Stomach hurts something right awful and everything I smell makes me sick to my gut." His eyes drifted shut. "I feel really hot, too. Can't right explain it...hot like my body's on fire inside." Nodding Fred lifted her hand feeling Spike's forehead, then nodded. "You have a fever, those aren't common for vampires...that's not a good sign." Then she started to check Spike over. She pushed at spots---his chest, his side, and then his tummy. "Any of those hurt?" Angel sat nearby on a chair just watching and waiting to see what was going on. Spike growled in pain as Fred pressed on his belly. "Shit....that bloody well hurts, luv!" He curled up into a tight ball. "Angel tell her to quit poking me..." Looking up at Fred he spoke tiredly. "Quit poking him." Then he grinned. "But if you have to jab a needle in him go right ahead." Fred couldn't help giggling as she headed to a shelf and retrieved a needle and a vial for blood. "Sorry Spike but I really do need to take some of your blood." She opened a drawer and got a rubber arm band and tightened it on Spikes arm, finding a good vein she smiled in pity at Spike. "Hope you're not queasy about needles." Then she pushed the needle into his arm and started to fill the vial. When it was filled she removed the needle, removed the rubber arm band, and then pulled the needle out quick. Pressing a cotton ball down on the puncture she grinned. "There...all done." "All done are you now?" Spike glared first at the cotton ball, and then at Angel. "Tell her to jab me with needles you bloody ponce..." he growled softly. "This is your fault, peaches. Think you gave me an STD or some such nonsense..." "Spike we're dead don't be fucking stupid." Angel growled, then let out a soft laugh. Fred laughed as well then picks up the small tube. "I'll be right back. I have to run tests on this. See what we can find. Angel, make him stay down. There's orange juice in my mini-fridge and little chocolate donuts. Also there's a lolly in my desk drawer." And with that said Fred disappeared to run the tests on Spike's blood. Angel chuckled speaking in a baby voice. "Would my wee wittle Willy want a lolly---huh? Maybe a wittle snuggle wuggle?" "Bite me!" Spike turned his back to Angel a shiver traveling through him. "You want to be of some help...get me some blood. I feel like I'm starving, pet." Angel shook his head, but stood and walked to the mini-fridge. Not seeing any blood he looks around and finally found another fridge this one a bit bigger. Opening it he found a few blood bags and took out two- --one for him and one for Spike---bringing them back over. "Here or do you want me to heat it little Willy my sweet sicky, wicky, baby waby?" Spike's eyes shimmered gold as he snatched the bag from Angel. "Bloody arse!" He popped the top and turned the bag up gulping the blood down---his eyes never leaving Angel. "Baby my sodding arse..." he finished the blood licking his lips. Just seconds later his stomach convulsed. "Shit..." he squeaked as he looks around desperately for something to vomit in. Angel appeared with a trash can holding it under Spike's face. "Come on little 'baby' give it up for Daddy." "....bite my..." Spike heaved and the blood came back up, "...arse..." Spike fell back on the bed his face paler than normal. "Gonna bloody well starve to death..." he grumbled, "...serve me right." Setting down the trash can Angel sat back in his chair. "Probably caught a rare 'can only affect vampires' bug. Fred will fix you up. Just rest your eyes and she'll be back before you know it with your cure." "Fix me up?" Spike crossed his arms across his chest, pouting. "You broke me, ponce. You should be the one fixing my bloody arse." "Well, I don't suggest drinking or having more sex. I may end up like you and I like being healthy thank you. So what do you suggest I do for you?" "Kill me now..." Spike moaned, "...sodding stomach feels like I swallowed an Egoris egg..." Angel rolled his eyes just as a very pale looking Fred walked in. Sitting up he asked. "What's wrong?" Walking up to Angel---a piece of paper in her hands--- Fred's fingers started to fidget. Now a bit worried Angel stood. "What is it?" Looking up Fred started to stutter out as best she could. "I did it, then re-did it, then againnn...and againnn...but it was the same---the same." "What? Fred, what?" "Not, no...not possible...the dead...then the man ..then the dead man thing...it's just not...but I did it Angel. Over and over and over." Fred replied her voice on the edge of hysteria. "WHAT GOD DAMN IT?" Angel screamed. Fred looked at Spike and swallowed saying softly knowing they would both hear. "Spike is pregnant." Sitting straight up Spike's eyes widened to the size of half-dollars. For a moment his mouth worked as if he's trying to speak or perhaps breath, and then he began shaking his head furiously. "No...NO...NOOO!" His eyes went gold, his face shifting as he snarled. "What? Have you lost your bloody mind?! One I'm a vampire...two if you hadn't noticed luv I have the wrong sodding equipment! And three! Well bloody hell why do I even need a three?!" Fred's eyes misted up but she held out the paper as if it contained all the answers since her mouth apparently wasn't being believed. "Over, over, over...I did it so many times. I wouldn't. couldn't...I would never...I don't understand...I don't." Angel whispered softly. "It's wrong." She turned to Angel shoving the paper at him. "No, I swear...I swear look---look Angel." Angel grabbed the paper in his numb fingers gazing over the words. And when he read what Fred had confirmed the words began to bleed and fade together. But this wasn't possible, he thought. There's nothing about this that says there's a possibility. He shook his head as the papers fell from his fingers. "No, no this can't. There's no way...I don't know how---how? He's a he and then he's dea...he's a vampire...there's just no way." Fred glanced at Spike again. "Sss...pikeee...? Did...did you...was there...anything...?" Glancing down at his lap Spike swallowed hard and picked at the loose threads along the robes seam. "I...well..." he started then stopped considering how to break the news. Of course he should be more upset than Angel---he was the one that was pregnant, Spike thought. "Shit...bloody fucking shit...all I wanted was to be with you again, Angel. So damned tired of you and your sodding denial. I swear it was just an aphrodisiac. Just a bloody fucking love potion..." Fred covered her mouth and turned to look at Angel, but she knew what would be there when she turned. She was right. Angel's face had turned to a cold hard mask. His body rigid and stiff. She finally took in the appearance of the two vampires and it all clicked into place. Angel's denial and attitude. And she started to back into the corner slowly. Angel closed his eyes, closed and flexed his fists until they seem to jam shut. His nails dug into his palms and he gritted out. "What...did you...do?" "The herb shop, peaches..." Spike glared at Angel. "Was it so hard for your sorry arse to figure out why I've been following you about like a pup?" Spike turned away staring at the far wall. "What kind of sire turns his back on his own childe? Even when I got myself this sodding soul I still wasn't good enough. That's why when I saw that Deepokian aphrodisiac I grabbed it...slipped it into your whiskey when you was in the crapper." Spike ran his fingers through his hair. "How was I suppose to know what it would do, pet?" The last words are firm, yet soft. Angel started laughing, but it was low and crazed. Looking worriedly towards Angel, Fred started to walk slowly to him speaking softly with care. "Angel?" "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!" Angel roared. Fred jumped, then stopped moving. Angel opened his eyes and they were golden. He turned on Spike. "You're going to blame this on me. You're a fucking stupid idiot. I should have left you to die in that alley. But no I had to keep you so I could have a pretty fuck toy. And now your going to sit here and blame this shit one me? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK WILLIAM!! I can not fucking believe you. You drugged me so I would fuck you. HOW SAD IS THAT? You fucking little worth-less SHIT!! You never THINK. You just Do. God knows what the fuck it is, or will do. God knows what this baby will turn out to be. You can't fucking play with PEOPLE LIVES, just because you want my fucking ATTENTION and my COCK!!" Fred's eyes started to mist again and she held out her hand. "Angel, please.." "NOOO! Fuck NOOO! I...fuck I..." Angel turned and headed for the door. At that precise moment Wes stepped into the room his eyes lighting up. "There you are Angel! Wherever have you been hiding at for the past two days? I do mean you are the CEO and I was about to go send a security team to..." "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A GOD DAMN LIFE! GET LAID! GET OUT MORE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Angel screamed in Wes' face, then pushed his way out of the room. Wes blinked and cleared his throat. "Whatever crawled up his ass and died? I do swear he needs a vacation or perhaps he is the one who needs to get laid." Turning Wes left heading for his office mumbling beneath his breath about insane vampires. Fred turned to Spike slowly and whispered. "Spike?" Sitting stock still Spike was staring at the door where Angel had been just moments before. "You know he's right, pet." Spike sighed and leaned back into the pillows. "Never could do anything bloody well right. Not in my human life...not in my unlife. Always was loves bitch..." his eyes shimmered for a moment, and then he turned away sucking in a deep breath. "Should have left me to die...ain't worth the effort it took to sire me." His eyes drifted shut as he felt the tears well up. He hated this. William the Bloody didn't cry. Spike didn't cry. That's not the way it worked. "Bloody hormones..." he grumbled as tears seeped beneath his lashes. Fred's eyes teared up as she ran to her desk and grabbed her tissue box, then rushed them to Spike. "Here, please don't cry Spike. Angel he, he didn't mean it. He's just...he's just upset. He cares about you. I can tell Spike please don't cry." "Ain't bloody crying..." Spike sniffed, "...don't cry...nope not me. Bloody ponce can kiss my arse." He lifted one arm to scrub at his face with the sleeve of the robe. "Big bad that's me. Only pansy-arsed fools cry, pet." His voice cracked. Smiling Fred took out a tissue wiping her eyes, trying to diffuse this situation with her silly voice, and sillier humor. "You're...you're right silly Fred. This is for me. I must have got dust in my eye. So silly." Spike turned back to Fred grinning. "So sunshine? Want to marry me? I mean can't be having my bloody babe born out of wedlock..." Spike chuckled, but it was filled with pain. "Can't be letting my reputation be ruined now---can I, luv?" A tear escaped and ran down his cheek despite his best efforts. Moving the tissue quickly Fred wiped the tear away whispering softly. "I think you're already taken---don't you?" Spike snorted. "He don't want me, pet. Never did...just wanted to have a play toy." Fred sat down on the edge of the bed and shook her head firmly. "I don't know who you met when you were made or who you had to deal with for the many years after. But that's not my hero Spike. That's not my Angel. If he didn't want you, if he didn't care. He would have never done what he did. Drug or no drug. His soul is strong. There's something he's not saying. Things he won't admit. Things I saw but never had an explanation for and now I do. When Angel is scared or hurt or angry he always tries for the hurt. It's familiar to him, it's like a friend. You hurt him so he hurts back that's all." Chuckling Spike shook his head. "Don't know if you're right luv...I don't, but if I can't stop this..." his voice cracked again. "I ain't father material...can't have a babe. Fred I have to know for sure what's inside me. Need to know if it's a bloody mutant or what." "I don't have the material here with me. But tomorrow I can do an ultrasound for you. Show you the baby would you like that? And bring Angel that might help him with this. Because Spike, and I'm not trying to demean this for you because this is big for both of you. But here's another angle to Angel. Imagine what he's just been told. What you've been told. Think about it 'really' think. Two male vampires. You two should have never 'ever' been able to have children 'ever'. Now think of what type of person Angel is. All the things he wants in life---or wanted. Imagine one of the reasons he wanted to ever Shanshu." She quirks a brow. Spike's gaze lowered again. "Bloody hell...I didn't want this to happen..." he sighed. "All I wanted was him to stop hiding from me, pet. What if it's a monster though? What if I've buggered this up big time? What if he don't want to come?" "Then we'll deal with it. I'll help you. But what if the baby is just fine, human with a soul, perfect? You won't know until you try. And you can't tell what Angel will do unless you find him and talk to him." Spike started laughing. "Know you will sweets...I know I need to talk to him, but right now...well bloody hell. What if I find him and he just decides to toss my sodding arse into the brink?" He glanced back at the door. "Wouldn't blame him...not a bit, luv." Fred caressed his cheek. "You have his baby inside you. He won't harm a hair on you. He may want to but he won't. You've never been safer. 'HIS BABY' Spike. You're going to give him the impossible. He doesn't want to hurt you. He just wants to understand. Angel's so sensitive. So fragile. He's not as strong as everyone thinks. Most of the time yes. But there are times when he will just sit and you can see the Irish boy he was. Liam is there under Angelus, under Angel. Liam is there." Closing his eyes Spike pulled up those early memories. The first few days of his existence as a fledgling. He remembered the gentleness he saw in Angelus' eyes. He remembered how Angelus protected him from Darla. "Maybe you're right, luv. Always felt loved even back before he was cursed...it's like he decided to hide what he really was...who he is..." Spike glanced at Fred with a look of confusion in his eyes. "How'd you get so smart sunshine? Cause you need to bottle that." He kissed her cheek quickly and slides from the bed. "Need to get cleaned up go find, peaches." He headed for the door then stopped. "Hmmm...Fred, pet?" Fred grinned. "Yes?" "I hate to be a pain, but I'm starving. Wouldn't happen to have some vampire pregnancy nausea cure hiding in here would you, pet?" Spike smiled weakly at Fred. "Got to make sure the little bit is feed now don't I?" Walking over to her desk Fred opened a bottom drawer bringing out crackers, then went to the fridge and grabbed a bag of blood. Going back to Spike she handed him both. "Crackers first, then blood, then more crackers. Trust me. You don't need pills you just need to use a home remedy. But if it doesn't work I'll think of something else." Spike raised a brow in disbelief and sighed. "Couldn't have been wheat bix. I guess bloody crackers will have to do, then now won't it?" Giving Fred a quick squeeze he headed back to the penthouse. A shower and some pants would do wonders. As the elevator door shut Spike glanced down and put a palm on his stomach. "Your da is a stubborn ponce. Where do you suppose he's bloody well run off to, luv?" **** Spike stood in the center of the bedroom staring at the bed that he and Angel had shared the night before...no, he thought. What had Wes said? Two days? Had they really laid there sleeping for two days? Shaking his head he moved to Angel's closet and searched the shelves, drawers, and hangers for clothes. He had checked his own clothes and they were worthless. No buttons on his jeans and his shirt stank of Cartis demon. Sighing he found a pair of jeans well worn and a tee shirt that smelled of Angel. He didn't know how long it had been since he'd seen Angel in anything, but Armani and silk. Silk was good, but he wanted to see his sire. The man who looked deadly as well as bloody sexy in leather. Taking the clothes he headed to the bathroom and sat them on the vanity top. Stepping into the shower he turned on the water as warm as he could stand it and grabbed a wash cloth. He glanced around the stall until he found a bottle of shower gel and smiled. Leave it up to his sire to like the fresh clean scents that screamed money. Squirting out a liberal amount of the gel he began scrubbing himself clean. The scent of Angel surrounded him---infused him. He closed his eyes and inhaled a contented smile on his face. "Knew you were a ponce..." he mumbled, "...Cool Water..." he whispered. His hands trailed through the bubbles along his chest and down to his stomach. That was when the pain hit---a cramp. Spike grabbed at the tile wall as he sank to his knees. "Bloody hell..." he groaned as the water pounded down on him. As quickly as it hit it stopped only to be replaced by what felt like a flutter. Spike's eyes widened as his hand moved over his stomach. "Sodding hell..." he gasped as he felt it again. "Is that you little bit?" He struggled to his feet and leaned against the wall his hand caressing his stomach. Another flutter and then what was definitely movement stopped. "Well then..." he smirked, "...why should you be any bloody different than your da? Kicking my sodding ass to get my attention. He chuckled and finished rinsing off as he began singing the Ramones. "I got knocked down..." *** Three hours later and a few blisters Spike was on the verge hysteria. He hated this. He really did. "Bloody hormonal..." Spike grumbled as he fought to keep the tears from falling, "...feel like a sodding skirt." Looking around the hall Spike searched for some place- --any place---he could just get some privacy. Seeing a storage closet he ducked in the door and let out a scream of frustration. Dropping to the floor he pulled his knees up and made a choking noise. "Done messed it up little bit..." he grumbled as tears began running down his face, "...bloody well scared him off...can't find him anywhere." *** Humming Fred walked down the hall an armful of readouts. As she passed the door of the storage closet she heard the sounds of sniffling---thinking nothing of it at first her mind plagued with questions. Then she stopped and moved slowly backwards. Laying her head on the door she heard the crying grow louder. She could tell who it is and she laid her hand sadly on the door. "Spike? Spike is that you?" Lifting his head Spike stared at the door as if it were demonic. He took a deep breath and scrubbed at his face with the tail of his tee shirt. "Fred? That you, pet?" He called out hating that his voice was this wobbly. "Some big bad you are..." he mumbled beneath his breath. Fred smiled a tiny bit. "Yes, it's me Spike. I'm going to come in---okay?" "Sure no problem sunshine..." he swallowed hard and tried to get a grip on his emotions. "No one but us hormonal vamps in here." Opening the door Fred stepped inside. Thankfully she was small enough to close the door behind her. Kneeling down in front of Spike she spoke. "Why are you in a broom closet Spike? This is no place for you to be. What happened? Talk to me." He looked up at her with wet swollen eyes and let out a sigh. "Can't find his bloody arse...he's gone...and he...he..." mid-sentence he hiccuped and then lets out a choked wail. "I sodding hate these bloody hormones!" Fred made the cutest 'aww' face and reached out gesturing with her fingers to Spike to come into her arms. "Aww, come here, come here Spike." He crawled across the floor and threw himself in Fred's out stretched arms. "Hate...hate this...he left me...left little bit..." he sobbed between choked hiccups. "Knew I'd mess it up..." he buried his face in her shoulder. "Help me Fred...get rid of these bloody hormones...feel like a pansy-arsed skirt...blubbering about the ponce..." Fred couldn't help the small smile, but she held back the giggle. She just sat rocking and rubbing Spike's lower back. "Shh...shh it's okay Spike. It's just the pregnancy. I'm sure it's worse for you because this isn't natural in 'any' way. But I promise it's just your body adjusting. Having a baby does wonders to the body. You just have to adjust. Angel's not in the penthouse?" "Don't want to be...to be pregnant!" Spike wailed. "He ain't any...anywhere in the bloody building!" Looking at Spike with a raised brow Fred sounded like a mother. "Now I know you're a man, you're dead and a vampire. But this happened for a reason and now you have to deal with it. Shouldn't have sex if you're not prepared for the possibilities. That's what my Momma always says. So you're pregnant and that's that. Now lets find Daddy." She reached into her lab coat pocket taking out her cell and dialed a number. "Yes, I need to know if Angel left the building? He did...how long ago? Did he say where he was going. Oh, oh...well take him to medical and I'll look him over. All right thank you." Fred hung up and patted Spike's back. "Angel left not too long after he blew up in the lab. Now lets see where would he go." She started to tap the cell phone off her chin, and then a minute later her face lit up. "Ah-ha!" Spike sniffled and wiped his face with his shirt again. "Ah-ha what? Where the bloody hell is his arse? And what do you mean poss...possibilities? I'm a man! I shouldn't get knocked up!" He shrieked. "Did you really read the label to that magic potion you thought would be wise to consume?" Fred asked. "I...I did..." his eyes widened a bit then he lowered his head. "Deepokian's a bit on the rusty side, but I read it." He glanced up and growled. "Don't look at me like that, pet! I did!" Fred shook her head a bit, but then smiled. "All right I believe you. But my point is every action has a reaction. You wanted Angel to 'see' you like he once did. So you did that. Now I don't place blame and this isn't a lecture, but I'm just saying. Now you've created life with Angel. And you just can't make it go away because you're more than a little emotional. It's not fair to that baby. And speaking of the baby, Spike. Too much stress can cause you and the baby distress. So you need to calm down. As for Angel---one word, one place---Hyperion." Spike bit his lip when another hormonally charged rant rose in his throat. He took a deep breath and looked at Fred as if she was the devil himself. "What the bloody hell is a Hyperion?" "A hotel---Angel owns it. It was our home before we moved to this steel and scary monolith. It's Angel's safe house. He feels comfortable there, happy. So he probably went there. After all if I wanted to think, be alone, swallow something this big. I would go somewhere I felt at ease. So he's there I feel it." Spike pulled himself to his feet cursing the fact that he must look like a child playing dress-up in Angel's clothes. "Then I guess I need to go find his fat-arse. Always was one for the hiding---bloody ponce." He smiled at Fred patting her shoulder. "Thanks, luv. Now I got a vampire with his head up his arse to find." Pushing open the door Spike slipped down the hall. "Got an appointment with a jag." *** Angel took off his coat, his suit jacket and sat them neatly next to him on the ledge. He imagined if any person were to see him they would think he was going to commit suicide. He sighed as he unbuttoned his shirt sleeves rolling them up. If only it was that easy some- times. He really didn't have any urge to die. Hell the only urge he had was to land back on earth. After all there just wasn't anyway what he'd been told could be real. He was a two-hundred and seventy-seven year old vampire. Children were something that just could never happen for him. A pretty woman who liked his face saw to that. But it is something he had dreamed and thought of even before he had gotten his soul. The closest thing he had ever gotten had been his vampire childer. But now---thanks to his childe's antics and a little magic liquid---Angel was going to be a daddy. Angel looked down at the veins that stood out on his pale skin. How can anything dead ever make a baby---magic or not? And who made these decisions anyway? Who says let's make a potion, powder, or liquid that can change one person's whole world. And further more who decided vampires would be all non biased when it came to sex? He sighed. Damn me, my sexual habits. Damn Spike, his pretty face, those pretty blue eyes and his natural ability to talk me into anything, he thought. Even if he'd known ahead of time he could have died after. He really needed to learn self-control. That or get a patch that could repel Spike. *** Spike stepped on to the roof of the Hyperion his gaze settling almost immediately on his sire. Well it was now or never, he thought, considering the slump in Angel's shoulders he fully expected him to toss him off the roof. Not that he would mind at this bloody point. He knew that Angel would know he was there, but he spoke anyway. "Hey..." Back straightening Angel answered back simply. He had no idea what else to say right now. "Hey." Crossing the space between them Spike sat down next to Angel---his feet dangling over the edge of the roof. "Guess I owe you an apology now don't I, pet?" He sighed softly. "Yes, I think you owe me that, Spike. I also think you owe me hell of a lot more than that. But, hey small steps your brain can only stretch so far." Angel sighed tiredly. "Ponce..." Spike grumbled, "...can't ever let a man say his peace before you bloody well insult him." "Oh, Spike that wasn't a insult this is." Angel turned and looked at Spike's crotch. "Hello, Spike's brain, do you think I'm owed a apology?" "Hey you bloody twit! I'm not a sodding moron!" Spike folded his arms across his chest his brow furrowing as he tried to get a grip on his hormones before he said another word. "And my brain ain't between my legs!" Angel snorted. "Could have fooled me. You know the worst mistake I ever made with you was to have sex with you. I remember what you were before I turned you. You were a smart, upper-crust, talented Victorian. The second I gave you the nookie...it all bleed out your ass. I swear it. Should have just left you alone." "Maybe you should have you bloody bastard!" Spike growled. "Would have been better off if I'd just watched me mum die, then I could have ended it. Jumped into the Thames and let my worthless arse sink to the bottom! Maybe I should do that now?! Ain't that what you sodding want?! Go find a really sharp stake and throw my arse on it!" Spike started to get up and winced as a pain shot through his abdomen. "Cause I ain't never been good enough! Never mind I worshipped your bloody arse!" Angel didn't notice the wince as he turned back towards the sky. "Worship, smorship Spike. I don't give a damn. That's not who I am anymore. It's not what I'm about. I never said I wanted you to kill yourself. Stop putting words in my mouth I hate that. I hate that more than my decisions being stripped from me. And I really 'really' hate that all this happened out of your horniness rather than love. You could have gotten my attention so many other ways if you just would of thought. But no it all came down to sex. How fast can I make Angel fuck me? What do I need to do to trap him? Well, congrats, Spike you pulled the doosy of all doosies. Made me the biggest, stupidest bitch in the city." "Fuck you!" Spike roared his face shifting as he stumbled across the roof. "Wasn't about the sex...never...lo...loved yo..." Spike doubled over as another pain shot through him. "Loved...loved your arse...didn't matter..." another pain sent Spike to his knees and he choked back a half growled sound. Turning back around ready to tell Spike to grow up, get over it, and quit faking he suddenly realizes that he's in real pain . And in this moment of quiet Angel hears it. It's so faint and really it's so fucking stupid he didn't hear it before now. A heartbeat---the baby's heartbeat. He moved off the ledge to the rooftop. Rushing to Spike he dropped to his knees---pulling Spike into his lap---and he begins speaking in Gaelic. "Tá brón orm, Tá brón orm, Tá brón orm, mo chroí, mo chroí, Gráim thú, Gráim thú." Spike gasped softly as Angel pulled him into his lap and began speaking quickly in a language Spike hadn't heard in over a hundred years. He smiled through the pain as it eased panting softly. "Tá brón orm." He whispers. "Little...little bit bloody hates it when we fight..." his eyes slowly closed as he grabbed Angel's hand, squeezed it, and then pressed Angel's palm to his stomach. "Can you feel it?" Angel spread his fingers apart and the heartbeat pounded through Spike's stomach into his hand and through his body like lightening. He smiled his eyes welling up and he nodded whispering. "Aye I do. Strong, true. Wants us to listen, and listen good." He rubbed Spike's stomach in tiny circles feeling the vibrations and he speaks softly to Spike's tummy the tears falling. "Daddy's listening." "Bout bloody well time ain't it little bit?" Spike chuckled as he feels the flutter stirring in his stomach. "Told me I had to come looking for your sodding arse. Wants its da." Laying his head sideways on Spike's tummy Angel is twisted every which way, but he doesn't care. "Da's right here, I'm your Da." Angel grinned again and rubbed his nose along Spike's tummy whispering. "I'm your Da." Growling Spike playfully smacks Angel's head. "You ponce that bloody well tickles!" Angel stopped rubbing his nose on Spike's tummy but turned his head so he could look into Spike's eyes and he whispers in awe. "Can you hear it? The heartbeat can you hear it? It's so strong, so beautiful. Never heard anything as beautiful as this." He kissed Spike's belly then looked deep into Spike's eyes. "Go raibh maith agat." "Ta failte romhat." Spike whispered in reply. "Yeah...I heard it in the shower. Just wasn't sure what I heard, luv. Still trying to get my bloody head screwed on straight." Spike's eyes glittered as they shifted from gold to blue. "Little bit is like you, peaches. Kicked my arse to get my sodding attention." He laughed softly, then smiled at Angel. "Can I get up now or are we going to be down here all night?" A huge smile crossed Angel's face, then he freaked and stood up with Spike in his arms rushing to his suit jacket and coat. "Are you cold? Oh, I'm so fucking heartless you're probably cold." He threw the coats on Spike then he started for the steps. "Get you back to the penthouse. Get you fed and then get you a nice warm bath. Then I'll feed you again then to bed...rest...you need to rest." Spike rolled his eyes, but didn't fight Angel about his sudden need to mother him. "Not really cold, peaches." he chuckles. "Oh and Angel...I drove the Jag over here." Stopping cold Angel gave Spike a frightened look. "Talk to Security no more fast cars for you. I'll buy you a mini-van...maybe a hummer. Yeah a hummer...they're sturdy, impenetrable. I'll drive home. Buckle you in---nice, safe, and tight. Yep, tight." Another roll of his eyes and Spike snuggled into Angel's neck. "Can I chose the color, pet?" "For what?" Angel replied absentmindedly as he pushed through the doors heading to the Jag. He then looked at the Viper and Jag sighing. "Okay how am I going to do this?" He fumbled out his cell phone and called in orders for a team to come pick up the Jag, then securely buckled Spike into the passenger side. Getting into the drivers side Angel started the Viper and pulled out really slowly---looking both directions twenty times---then he crept down the road. "Christ!" Spike growled. "Quit being such a bloody ponce! I'm pregnant not sodding glass!" Angel pouted, sticking his bottom lip out and using 'his' secret weapon---the big, fat, chocolate puppy eyes and the quivering bottom lip. "Lord save me!" Spike snarled. "Don't be giving me that bloody puppy eyed look! Go already will you." Then he turned and looked out the window mumbling. "Little bit'll be in collage by the time we get back to Wolfram and Hart..." Grumbling Angel snapped. "Fine but not going over forty." He sped up to forty, but gripped the wheel tighter keeping a closer watch. Spike sighs. "That's more like it. Suppose it can't get any sodding better." *** An hour and a half later they finally reach W&H. Angel shut off the engine noting the Jag is already there. He rolled his eyes and knew he'd hear about that one. Coming around he Un-strapped Spike and lifted him back into his arms carrying him to the elevator. "You know, peaches, I can walk." Spike snorted as the elevator headed for the penthouse. "Oh and by the way...Fred...she's a sweet one. Going to do an ultra sound tomorrow." Angel immediately looked down at Spikes tummy. "You...you mean we'll get to...to...see the baby?" Raising a brow Spike laid his hand on his stomach and grinned. "Only if you want, luv. I know you're a big CEO and busy with your bloody pencil pushing and all." "Fuck pencils." Angel muttered as the doors opened and he walked into the penthouse. Using his preter- natural senses not to run into anything he strolled to the kitchen to get Spike blood. For now his eyes never moved from Spike's tummy. "Want to see my baby. They can all kiss my ass." Chuckling Spike began squirming. "Can you please put me down, mate? My legs are going numb from lack of use." Angel sat Spike on the kitchen counter, then opened the fridge. "Stay...need to heat you blood." He pulled out a gallon jug of blood, glanced at Spike, then back to his tummy, and then back to his face. "Do you think we should have human food for the baby? I don't want the baby to be hungry. Can the baby be hungry now? I know the baby has to grow---Jesus Spike can we do this?" "Stay?" Spike snorted and hopped off the counter strolling to the table. "Ain't a bloody puppy." He sat down in one of the chairs and propped his feet on the table. "Not sure about the food, but better safe than sorry. Guess we could keep a stocked fridge. I'm guessing the baby is hungry if I am you ponce." Then his face softened a bit and he considered Angel's last question. "We bloody well saved the world, mate. Little bit can't be that difficult." Angel nodded, but his wrings his hands together. "It's just...this...is important to me. This baby, 'our' baby. It's special and I don't want to do this wrong. I've fucked up everything I've ever touched since I was born---I'm talking human birth not even vampire. I want the baby to be safe, healthy, and happy. I don't want to fail." Standing Spike moved over to where Angel stood laying his head on Angel's chest. Then he reached for Angel's hand bringing it to his stomach. "You're not a failure, peaches. I know I give you a bloody load of shit, but your one of the good guys. You'll make a hell of a da." Closing his eyes Angel kissed the top of Spike's head as he gently rubbed his stomach. "Thank you. You will too though, you know. Be a good Daddy. I know you will. You take care of me. Always took care of me." He pulled back and grinned as he looked Spike over. "Wearing my clothes again. You look so cute. Have to have you do that more often, you're swimming in them." "Didn't have much choice..." Spike chuckled his eyes drifting shut. "Had to go find your arse in a hurry and you owe me for a pair of silver tab 501's. Tore off all the bleeding buttons." "Yeah was in a sort of hurry wasn't I? Don't worry I'll buy you anything you need." He sighed smiling to himself. "Don't know if I will make a good daddy or not. Guess we'll see though." Angel pushed Spike back enough to open the cupboard take out a mug, then fill it. Putting it in the microwave he hit the start button. A few moments later the microwave dings and he took out the mug handing it to Spike. "Here drink, you need to eat." "Thanks, mate." He took the mug and for the first time today it didn't make him nauseous to smell blood. He greedily gulped down the blood and grinned at Angel wiping his mouth. "Can I get some more---daddy?" Spike snickers. Angel rolled his eyes, but filled the mug again and puts it in the microwave. "Anything for you 'baby'." When the microwave dings he takes the mug out and hands it to Spike. Greedily drinking the second mug Spike sat the empty mug in the sink with a yawn. "What was that about a warm bath, mate?" "I'm going to give you one come on." Angel replied as he held out his hand. *** Reaching out Spike took Angel's hand in his. "Are you going to be in the bath tub with me, pet?" Angel chuckled as he moved into the bathroom--- letting Spike's hand go as he sat down on the edge of the tub. Turning on the water he put the plug into the drain. "No, I was going to wash you. It's safer that way anyway. Come on get undressed." Snorting Spike stripped off his tee-shirt, then kicked off his boots. Turning to Angel he began swaying his hips as he stripped off his jeans---one button at a time- --his eyes glittering with a lustful spark. Angel coughed looking into the water, then muttered. "If I can't see you, you can't effect me." A soft chuckle drifted across the room. Spike stepped up closer, dropped his jeans, and then straddled Angel's lap. "You know, peaches..." he whispered in Angel's ear, "...hormones make a body horny." Shivering one of Angel's hands gripped the edge of the tub tighter as he tried to keep himself under control. He used his other hand to grab Spike around the waist, turned, and deposited him into the water. "There now how's that?" He grinned totally ignoring the last few seconds as if they had never occurred. Spike pushed his lower lip out glaring at Angel. "I thought you loved me, peaches?" "I do." Angel replied as he unbuttoned his shirt slipping it off. It was silk and he definitely didn't want it to get wet. He knelt and picked up the large pitcher filling it with warm water. "Head back let me get your hair." Sighing Spike laid back in the tub his eyes closing in resolve. "I suppose this means no sex later..." Angel hummed ignoring the subject totally. He didn't want to stress Spike out or be screamed at, but frankly his baby was inside Spike and he just wasn't comfort- able with shoving his...well his...yeah he just wasn't going, too. Picking up the shampoo he started to lather Spike's hair---scrubbing his nails over his scalp. Moaning softly at the feel of Angel's fingers massaging his scalp Spike relaxed letting his body sink into the warm water. "Feels bloody good, pet." He moaned softly again. Angel closed his eyes and started digging up the memory of every nasty murder he had ever committed while he scrubbed. It worked for now and he grinned. Who knew those would ever come in handy, he thought. Picking up the water pitcher he rinsed out Spike's hair, then he grabbed the conditioner and ran it through his damp strands. With a sigh he grabbed the sponge pouring body wash on it. "Sit up so I can scrub you." "Come on now, luv. Don't be so harsh...come on in the waters fine. Ain't like we never shared a tub before now is it." Spike pulled up into a sitting position with a soft whimper. "I told you Will. This is for you. It's easier for me to wash you from out here. Now just enjoy it, for me, please." Angel started to run the sponge down Spike's back. Shoulders slumping in disappointment Spike let out a half choked sob. "I'd enjoy it more if..." he sighed loudly, "...I understand though, peaches. Didn't mean a bit to you...just...just a one night thing..." tears welled up over his lashes. Angel sighed rolling his eyes, then looked at Spike. "What are you going on about? I'm washing you for god's sake. If it was just a fuck you wouldn't even be here. Will you please calm down." "Never mind..." Spike wiped at his eyes, "...just this whole thing is rattling my bloody cage something awful. Forget I said anything." Spike's shoulders began to tremble as he leaned forward his head resting on his up drawn knees. Lifting the sponge Angel looked at Spike, the position he'd put himself in made it hard for Angel to wash anything. "Spike you have to relax if I'm going to wash you." He waited and Spike didn't move, waited some more--- nothing. That wall he built---the one that was for Spike's tantrums so he could be firm---crashed down. He dropped the sponge stood, then started to take off his pants muttering under his breath. "Stupid self- control, stupid wall, stupid guilt, stupid spoiling urge, stupid, stupid." Spike looked up with huge wet eyes at Angel and a sad smile curled his lips. "You don't have to be with me...just thought...never mind. I'm a pain in the arse I know. This wasn't a good idea...can bath myself..." his voice trailed off as he stood up the water cascading down his body. Holding up his hands Angel's pants fell to pool around his ankles. "No, no. I want to, baby I want to. Please just sit back down. I'll get in, it's no big deal I promise. Please." Blinking at Angel with a confused expression on his face Spike stood there without moving and his hand settled on his stomach. "Something..." he mumbled, then winced in pain. Bracing his hand against the wall he let out a gasp. "Angel...can feel it...growing..." Angel shuffled forward his pants still around his ankles. Pressing his hands on either side of Spike's body he started questioning his childe. "You okay? Want anything? Need anything? Just tell me." Spike laughed and looked up at the panicked expression on Angel's face. He reached out to Angel and smiled wide. "I can bloody well feel little bit growing. Is that normal, pet?" Glancing at Spike's tummy Angel shook his head. "I don't think so. That baby is the only living thing about you right now. I imagine you should feel everything. Does it hurt?" "A bit..." Spike grabbed Angel's hand drawing it to his stomach. "Can you feel it? So strange..." Spike began to sway as his eyes fluttering shut. "Like when...when I got my soul back...it burns..." Angel hurriedly stepped out of his pants and pulled Spike against him---his hand rubbing at his tummy softly. "It's okay I got you." He could feel the move- ment and the stretching. It was odd but also beautiful. "I won't let anything happen to you, I'll take care of you." Looking up at Angel Spike smiled. "I know...you always did you ponce. Always knew what was best for me. Please..." he whispered the last word. "Want you to be here with me...wash the little bit..." "Okay, just let me get in." Angel moved into the bath. "Want to sit or want me to run the shower?" "Sit...want you to hold us, luv. I'm so hot right now...feels like a fire in my bloody gut." Spike whimpered softly. Angel sat then slowly bringing Spike down in-between his legs. Pulling him tight against his chest he picked up the sponge and started running it over Spike's chest to his tummy. His mouth placing tiny kisses on Spike's burning hot cheek. "I'm here, going to take care of you. Won't let anything happen to you or the baby. I love you both so much." "Do you?" Spike whispered as he relaxed in his sire's arms. "Thought you hated me...didn't want me any more." Tears fell down his face as he cursed himself for a simpering sod. "I'm sorry, pet. Never meant to hurt you...just wanted to feel you again." Angel tilted Spike's face kissing away the tears. "I love you just fine. I don't hate you, you just piss me off. I know you're smart. But then you do things that make me wonder. I don't like to wonder about something I'm certain of. I didn't turn an idiot. I know you wanted me, I get that. I know it's my fault for being such an asshole to you. Not giving you any of my affection so that's not your fault Will that's mine." Spike sighed at the brush of Angel's lips and at his even sweeter words. He takes an unneeded breath and opens his eyes. "Angel...I want...I want..." his words caught in his throat. "What, tell me what do you want?" "I..." Spike turned away from Angel embarrassed by the way he felt. Like a bloody virgin school girl. "I want you to make love too me." He whispered softly. Angel swallowed, then swallowed harder. He ran so many reasons in his head, so many ways to try to say no without setting a bomb off, but every idea just sounded worse and worse. So he whispered. "You're tired baby. You've had a long day. I don't want to over exert you." Sighing softly Spike laid his head back against Angel's shoulder. "Guess you're right...I just...I hoped that maybe..." Spike's voice trailed off as his hand stroked Angel's thigh. Angel's cock starts to rise and he bitched at it silently in his head. 'No cock, bad cock, down boy. No...no having the sex with the pregnant childe, that's wrong even for you. Down...oh, God...please.' Angel shifted back slightly and picked up the pitcher rinsing off the soap bubbles. "Water's getting cold we need to get you out of here." "Yes, sire." Spike's voice was smooth as silk as he drew himself to his feet. As he stepped from the tub he turned giving Angel a glimpse of his cock---smooth and hard as marble---before he grabbed the towel and wrapped it around his hips. Angel groaned, standing quickly and grabbed a towel to cover himself. "You hungry again? Want to eat before bed?" Spike shuddered at the glimpse of Angel's thick beautiful cock. "Yes, sire." He turned and headed for the kitchen grabbing another towel. Whistling softly he began scrubbing his hair dry. Following Angel walked around Spike. He knew what would happen as soon as that towel pulled away from Spike's head. If he didn't see it, then he had no reason to hump pillows to death later. Opening the fridge he poured a mug of blood and put it in the microwave. "Ain't eating, luv." Spike slumped boneless in one of the chairs. "When was the last time you ate?" He lowered the damp towel to his shoulders. His usually slicked back gelled hair was now a mass of wild loose damp silvery-blonde curls. "Daddy needs to eat, too." Angel laid his head against the fridge whimpering. He pushed his nails against his palms as he tried to fight the urges. All the nasty, dirty urges that raged from his brain to his cock. He finally whispered when he felt he'd gotten himself under control again. "Will, please eat for me and I'll eat for you. Or I'll eat then let you feed from me. I bet sire's blood would be good for the baby." Groaning Spike closed his eyes and swallowed hard. He hadn't tasted his sire's blood in far too long. "God, peaches..." he whimpered, "...I'll do whatever you think best, luv." "Good." Angel took the mug of blood chugging it down, then he moved to the table. Kneeling down at Spike's feet he tilted his neck to the side. "Here. Come on---feed." TBC