Subject: happy holidays! (from D. Wisdom's friends) Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2001 09:59:26 -0800 (PST) From: Casa Nova To: luba kmetyk Thoughts from Crystal76012 and her most trusted friend Neo: Let's began with identifing ourselves. We are D. Wisdom's friends, and you- are the stupid silly son of uh a bitch that thinks she knows everything. Who th' fuck do you think you are? Writing to our friend like you can do better than her. ( Let's get somethin' stright right now, this isn't D. Wisdom chewin' th' fuck out of you right, this is the crystal76012 and the Neo, do not git us mixed up with Wisdom, or will have to do this all over again! [Image] ) You, see, I have a problem with the tone in the way you wrote our "friend"[Image]. Why do I have problem with the tone? Because, you seemed happy to know that you could write better than her, when in fact you can't, so please, do us all favor and stop while yo stuipd ass is ahead! Let me give you an example of what I'm talkin' 'bout: "Seated astride his narrow hips, not a single blonde hair out of place, Emma Frost rode her houseguest coolly, controlledly, expertly, scanning his surface thoughts, changing her position and motion slightly in response so as to hit the optimum angle and optimum rhythm to bring the black-haired Englishman to a heaving, grunting, relief-filled climax. And if a stray thought of another lover flitted through his mind before Pete could quash it, his hostess and current partner was politic enough to ignore that lapse, and not call him on it." Let's take a minute and meditate on this little bit o shit! " Seated astride his narrow hips, not a single blonde hair out of place-ah- let's stop right there. No matter how much a wamon may try, during sex, hairs gonna git misplaced! That's just like saying that someone took a shower and when they got out, their hair had not gotten wet! Now, you, actin' like the Engish teacher an' all, tell me, oh please tell me how that can work? It can't work so shut th' fuck up bitch! You wanna talk about my friend, you can learn how to capitalize you mother fuckin' words and STOP TRYIN' TO SEEM LIKE A GOT DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN' ENGLISH TEACHER MOTHER FUCKER!!!! Happy Holidays. D. Wisdom's got connections.