Subject: [OTL]: (alt Excalibur/Potterverse) Wereferret of London (PG-13; filk/sillyfic) From: Phil Hartman Date: Mon, 7 May 2007 00:55:24 +0000 will1@earthling.net Wereferret of London by Phil Hartman DISCLAIMER: The characters are either Marvel's or J.K. Rowling's; the lyrics are originally Warren Zevon's. No money is being made off of this. It's all fiction. Etc. Please don't sue. NOTE: The LONG-overdue semi-sequel to "The High Cost of Business," graciously archived by Luba over on Fonts of Wisdom ... :) WARNING: Mild naughtiness, and - well, a wereferret on the loose. It's probably PG-13, I guess ;) --------------------------------------- I saw a wereferret with flaming fingers on his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for a place called Ye Olde Crown Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein Ah-oo, Wereferret of London If you hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Scicluna got mutilated late last night Wereferret of London again Ah-oo, Wereferret of London He's the hairy-handed gent who the Weasleys up and went and cursed with a monthly taste for furriness Kitty better not try and dance He's trying to get in her pants I'd like to meet her tailor Ah-oo, Wereferret of London Well, I saw Rahne Sinclaire walking with the Queen Meggan Dancing the Wereferret of London I saw Nick Garrett walking with the Queen Meggan Dancing the Wereferret of London I saw a werewolf drinking a Guinness stout at Trader Vic's And his hair was a mess Ah-oo, Wereferret of London Draw a pint ------------------------------- end ... ?