Featuring: Pete Wisdom, Emma Frost, Tony Coyote, Freeze, Remy Lebeau, Logan, the Six Pack [Cable, Domino, Deadpool, Scalphunter, Grizzly, Bridge], Sabretooth, General Coy, and more cameo appearances than I can count. With the number of people we're fitting into this story, I can honestly guarantee that it contains someone you like...

Author's Note: This story takes place about a year before the Mutant Massacre, continuity-wise. There are some slightly naughty bits in here, but it's watered down so much that you wouldn't understand what was happening unless your mind was sufficiently corrupted already, so there... Also, expect to see a few cross-company-cameo appearances (Hitman & Co., Grifter, Zealot, Giles, and John Constantine for starters), so be sure to check your disbelief at the door, you won't be needing it. :)

Feedback: I don't usually ask for feedback, but Denise and I have been writing this story off and on for more than a year now, so we really, really, really, really, really, really want to hear what people thought. *Puppydogeyedpleadinglook*