Part of my 'Oh so very wrong' fairytales.

Fairy Tails (or Furry Tales)

Author: Lilithangel

Email: abchainey@xtra.co.nz

Website: www.livejournal.com/users/lilithbint

Fandom: BtVS AU

Characters: Spike/William and various fairytale creatures.

Warnings/Rating: NC17 for sex between men and blatant abuse of fairytales. And furry sex, be warned the muse went way too far on this one *grin*

Summary: Spike got the Easter Bunny suit off but William still has a cotton tail so they go hunting for Mother Goose. Set in my Doppelganger universe http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=lilithbint&keyword=Spilliam&filter=all and written for the darker_spilliam April Fairytale challenge.

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"It's not funny."

"Yes it is and cute, and really hot."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Fuck," William shook off the haze of lust when Spike caressed his tail, "that doesn't matter, I want it gone."

Spike brushed his hand across the fluffy tail still attached to William. It seemed that the deal with returning the bunny suit had not included William's tail and his doppelganger was livid with embarrassment.

Spike had distracted him once by fucking him while playing with the tail which obviously did increase William's arousal, but when he had tried to get dressed the tail had refused to fit in any trousers much to his dismay.

"Alright, we'll find that Mother Goose woman and get her to remove it." Spike finished modifying a pair of pants for William to fit his tail in and handed them over.

William put them on and pushed his tail out of the slit Spike had sewn into the back. "You made it a bit big," William wiggled around.

"No I didn't," Spike said sliding his finger under the tail to tease between William's butt cheeks.

"I can't go out like this," William said although he didn't protest Spike's exploration.

"You can wear my jacket," Spike said.

"How are we supposed to find Mother Goose?" William asked as they headed through the cemetery.

"I know a guy who should be able to direct us." Spike led the way to where the children's cemetery lay. Someone had made the effort to make it slightly brighter and cheerful but in the dark it only succeeded in making it feel disturbing even to vampires.

"What are we doing here?" William whispered even though he wasn't sure why.

"Muffin man."

"Muffin man?"

"That's what they call him. He likes to hang around here, says the kiddies like the company."

"That is creepy isn't it even for a demon, it is a demon isn't it?"

"Yes it's a demon. Not sure what kind, nobody does as far as I know. Creepy little bugger but nice enough." Spike pulled out the bag of candy corn he had purchased to bribe the Muffin man and waited.

Luckily before either of them could get restless a small grey creature settled on the top of a brightly decorated headstone. It looked a little like a teddy bear that had been well loved and put through the wash one too many times. It also managed to look like a fifty year old man at the same time which was the added creep value.

"Spike, where is the lovely Drusilla?" the Muffin man asked.

"Ran off with a chaos demon mate," Spike answered.

"Shame what a shame, but you have a twin now I see," he grinned at William revealing a wide toothy grin.

"Looking for Mother Goose," Spike said, "do you know where we can find her?" He offered the candy corn to the Muffin man.

"Why thank you Spike, the kiddies will love their treat. Mother Goose normally resides in the world of fairytales but she can be reached through any storybook if you know the right rhyme. Follow me." The Muffin man leapt off the headstone and shuffled away.

William and Spike exchanged glances and followed. "Drusilla?" William whispered.

"They both like little kiddies so got on like a house on fire," Spike said with a grimace that was mirrored on William's face.

The Muffin man led them to a grave that had several mouldering toys and a tattered storybook sitting sadly against the stone.

"Three blind mice Sugar and spice Little babes are tucked up tight. I wish I will I wish I might Have the wish I wish tonight. Knock, knock Mother may I?" the Muffin man chanted as he rifled the pages of the storybook. "Open Sesame," he finished and the book unfolded into an old fashioned cottage door.

Looking at each other again the two vampires stepped up to the door and Spike knocked.

"Come in, come in," the voice of Mother Goose called through the door.

They pushed the door open and stepped over the threshold into a cosy little cottage where Mother Goose was stirring something over the fire.

"Shut the door behind you there's a dear," she said to William. "Now what can I do for you two gentlemen?"

"When you took back the bunny suit you left something behind," Spike said.

"Something behind?" Mother Goose looked amused.

"Yes." William turned around and flashed his bunny tail to her.

"Oh my, how absolutely darling," she said with a smile.

"Not darling," William said, "I'm a vampire, it hardly goes with the image."

"Can you get rid of it?" Spike demanded.

"Of course I can," she said turning back to the stove.

"Will you get rid of it?" Spike said.

"If you do me a small favour first."

"What sort of favour?"

"Wolfy has gone missing and I'm worried about him. Nobody has seen him since we left your crypt."

William elbowed Spike when he appeared to be considering the request.

"Fine, we find him and you remove the tail."

"You find him and bring him back and I will remove the tail."

Spike was impressed by her bargaining skills. Mother Goose was no slug when it came to clarifying deals. "Done," he said as William elbowed him again. "Did he come back to this world?"

"As far as I can establish yes," Mother Goose replied as she lifted the pot off the flame. "Be careful," she warned as Spike went to help her, "that's nitro glycerine in there, very volatile."

"Nitro?" Spike looked at her in shock.

"Not as much money in the fairytale business anymore," she said, "but Snow White and Cinderella have been going at it for decades now. Building myself a tidy nest egg through them."

"Okay then." Spike opened the kitchen door. As expected the cemetery was gone and a charming forest was now spread out in front of them.

They headed out into the forest which rapidly went from charming to dark and gloomy. Several hours later they had encountered several talking rabbits and birds (all eaten), three damsels in distress (all avoided quickly), but no wolf.

"Should we check with that Red bird?" William suggested when they walked up to a sign pointing the way to 'Grandmother's House'.

"Good idea," Spike said, "bloody fairytales," he grumbled as they walked past the third 'Shortcut to Grandmother's House' sign.

They found a quaint little cottage in a small clearing which luckily had a doormat which said 'wipe your feet and come in'.

Moving quietly they could only sense one rather rapid heartbeat in the house. Spike led the way up the stairs to a small attic bedroom. Pushing the door open slowly they found their missing wolf. Trussed spread-eagled on the bed and muzzled.

The wolf made muffled pleading noises and Spike quickly undid the muzzle.

"You've got to help me," the wolf begged, "she won't let me go and oh god... what they are doing to me... please help."

"Who?" Spike asked without untying him.

"Red and her grandmother." Wolf shuddered, "only it turns out she's not the grandmother she's the sugar mommy. Red got so excited at seeing you two she propositioned me when we got back. I said no, I don't swing that way but she didn't listen. She brought me back here to share... please I'm begging you." The wolf tugged at his bonds.

"Let's just see what's got the ladies so hot and bothered first shall we?" William stroked the wolf's furry pelt.

"Oh fuck..." the wolf said as William's hands burrowed under the fur to expose his quite impressive member.

"What a big tongue you have," Spike said as it lolled out of the wolf's mouth.

"What a big cock you have," William said stroking the rapidly swelling member.

"Please," the wolf said, "they could come back at any moment... oh fuck..." William had bent down and licked the length of the shaft slipping out of the leather jacket as he did so.

"Why don't you just put that tongue to good use," Spike said straddling the wolf and unzipping his jeans.

William pushed the wolf's hairy thighs apart to reveal the end of a butt plug under his tail. Grabbing the end William started to push it in and out as he sucked on the head of the wolf's cock.

Wolf had taken all of Spike's cock into his muzzle while his tongue was wrapped all the way around Spike's shaft causing the vampire to go cross-eyed at the sensation.

William's mouth was full of the wolf's knot stretching his jaw, but he sucked gamely while jerking on his own cock.

The sharp points of Wolf's teeth grazed along Spike's shaft as he thrust quickly driving him to orgasm with a howl that was drowned out by Wolf's as William sucked and pressed hard on the butt plug.

All three were panting and showing fangs as they relaxed in the afterglow. The happy buzz was interrupted by a voice from downstairs.

"What's the time Mr Wolfy?" Red sang from below, "it's playtime."

"Please..." Wolf begged.

Setting themselves to right the boys untied the wolf and the three of them dove out the bedroom window and hit the ground running. The scream of rage when Red discovered Wolf was missing encouraged them to not stop until they were nearly at Mother Goose's cottage.

"Thank you, thank you," Wolf panted.

"No need to thank us," William said.

"Mother Goose is paying us for the rescue," Spike said with a smirk.

"Not for the rescue, for the great sex," Wolf licked his chops happily, "if you're ever in the neighbourhood look me up. I'm getting out of the stalking little girls business but I'll be around."

Mother Goose was standing by the doorway and waved happily to the boys.

"Don't tell Mother," Wolf begged loping off into the undergrowth.

"Thank you boys," Mother Goose beamed.

"We did our bit," William said to her, "do your bit now. Get this damn tail off me."

"Of course. Turn around sweetie," she replied.

Cautiously William turned and lifted his coat. Mother Goose reached out and plucked the tail off his.

"Just like that?" William said in shock trying to look behind him.

"I am Mother Goose dearie," she replied patting him on the bottom.

"Can we go now?" Spike said with a growl, "this place is just too damn cute for me."

"Certainly, give my best to the Muffin man," Mother Goose waved her wing and the cemetery appeared in front of them.

"Thanks Mother," Spike and William both said as they quickly stepped through.

The Muffin man was sitting on a gravestone handing out the candy corn into midair where it quickly disappeared.

"All sorted?" the Muffin man looked up and slapped at thin air briefly before returning to the disappearing corn.

"Cheers mate," Spike said as they walked past.

"Come and visit again sometime."

William watched in fascination as the candy corn simply vanished out of his hand and shivered.

"Even Dru isn't as creepy as that," William said as they headed back to the crypt.

"So it's agreed then," Spike said, "neither of us touches anyone in costume ever again." His hand slipped into the slit in William's trousers, "but we'll keep these. I like the easy access."

"So do I," William replied pushing against Spike's questing digit, "so do I."

END