Author: Lilithangel
Email: abchainey@xtra.co.nz
Website: www.livejournal.com/users/lilithbint/
Fandom(s): BtVS/AtS
Genre: humour and slight slash
Pairings/Characters: Spike/Angel plus others
Rating: will include boy on boy stuff so pay attention.
Warnings: If boy on boy relationships offends you go no further... stop reading now... that's an order... I will not be responsible for you being offended if you keep reading. Oh and story also includes Buffy bashing...
Disclaimer: Spike, Angel and the others are the property of Joss but the abandoned them and they followed me home so I am taking care of them.
Summary: Set sometime in BtVS series six, Spike has the chip and
had developed the obsession with Buffy but does not have his soul
and Glory has not happened yet.
Buffy and Xander are investigating strange occurrences in the
woods. Spike has followed them. Cordelia had a vision that sends Angel
and Wesley into the woods as well. It is Midsummer and the Fair Folk
are out and about... Pure silliness.
"Fix him or I start pruning." Spike threatened.
Reluctantly Puck nodded and Spike removed his hand.
"You have to be standing face to face" Puck directed.
Spike stared down at the irate slayer and the soppy-eyed Angel, "tell them it was you who did the spell not me." He ordered Puck.
"Alright vampire it was my powder, only Puck would have the magic to make the dark one love you." Puck replied petulantly.
"Hey, I'll have you know I am very lovable." Spike protested before he realized what he was saying.
Without another word Spike jumped down from the tree in a swirl of leather.
Angel stared adoringly at him "Isn't he just wonderful. "He sighed.
"Right that's enough" Spike stepped up to stare Angel in the face. "Fix it faerie, fix it now."
Angel smiled "You are so handsome when you are forceful" he simpered.
Spike released Puck from his grasp and the faerie flew up to hover between the two vampires. Without warning Puck reached into his bag and blew powder into Spike's face while he was still glaring at Angel.
All of a sudden Spike's face softened and he smiled "you have the most beautiful eyes Angel, so soulful."
Angel's face lit up with joy, "Do you love me Spike?" he asked.
"Yes, yes I do" Spike confessed with an embarrassed grin "I have always loved you I just did not have the courage to admit it."
"Oh Spike" Angel sighed.
"Oh Angel" Spike sighed in return and they threw themselves together into a passionate kiss.
"Oh my god!" Buffy exclaimed in disgust "stop that pixie!" she exclaimed as Puck flew away. She chased after Puck as Spike and Angel embraced and Wesley sank to the ground in despair.
Spike pushed Angel up against a tree kissing him hard. He pulled Angel's coat off his shoulders and yanked his shirt open.
"You are magnificent" Spike growled peppering Angel's chest with kisses.
"Oh Spike I have dreamed of this moment" Angel moaned as Spike licked and nibbled down to his nipple. Pulling Spike's shirt out of his jeans Angel grasped Spike around the waist and dragged him closer.
Sobbing Wesley ran from the clearing into the woods desperate not to see Angel and Spike consummate their love.
Spike and Angel were now rolling about on the ground tearing at each other's clothes, kissing and biting and moaning in ecstasy.
Spike straddled Angel his hands fumbled with Angel's belt then stilled, "Angel... will you still respect me in the morning?"
Angel laughed and pulled Spike down for a passionate kiss "Spike I love and adore you, I have nothing but respect for your strength and courage." Angel swore when they broke the kiss.
"Do you really love me?" Angel asked in wonderment.
"How could I not? You're powerful and handsome, so certain of your path, I am in awe of you." Spike kissed along the line of Angel's jaw and licked the skin behind his ear.
Angel shivered with desire and tilted his head to give Spike more access to his throat.
"Do it Spike, bite me." Angel begged.
Spike did not hesitate, releasing his fangs he sunk deep into Angel's jugular and they both moaned in ecstasy.
Angel dove in and bit into Spike's exposed throat and they both drank deeply.
Spike ground into Angel's groin in time with their drinking, erections pressed hard against each other as their arousal grew.
"Fuck me Spike" Angel groaned "I want you inside me."
Spike yanked Angel's trousers down while Angel deftly unleashed Spike's cock from its denim confines. Both were leaking continuous pre-cum giving Spike all the lubrication he needed.
Spike lifted Angel's hips up and thrust in pushing past the first ring of muscle and burying himself up to the hilt. He swallowed Angel's moan of desire and stilled allowing them both time to become accustomed to the sensations.
"Oh god Spike that feels so good." Angel groaned flexing his hips and clenching tight around Spike's cock.
"Angel" Spike gasped in pleasure thrusting back to meet Angel's movements.
Quickly they established a rhythm, Spike almost pulling out completely before slamming back brushing Angel's prostate with every stroke.
Both were panting with desire, Angel's cock was pulsing in time with Spike's strikes on his prostate. Unable to bear it any longer Angel howled out his release ejaculating without a single touch of his throbbing member.
Angel's orgasm sent Spike over the edge and he flooded Angel's bowels with cum collapsing onto Angel's heaving chest.
* * * * *
Wesley stumbled through the woods tears streaming down his face. He knew now that Angel was lost to him forever. The sight of the two magnificent vampires locked in a passionate embrace was burned into his mind arousing him and breaking his heart all at once.
Blindly he ran on uncaring of where he was going wanting only to escape the despair he was feeling.
Wesley tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground sobbing.
"What could be causing such pain in your mind human?" an autocratic but compelling voice asked Wesley.
Looking up Wesley had an impression of gauzy moss and butterflies as a face swam into view through his tears and he realized he had collapsed at someone's feet.
"Oh... unrequited love, how delicious." The voice went on.
His vision clearing Wesley found himself staring into the face of ethereal beauty. Instantly Wesley knew whose visage he was gazing upon, Titania queen of the faerie.
Quickly Wesley turned his crouch into a bow dropping his eyes from Titania's face.
"Please forgive my intrusion your highness" Wesley kept his eyes firmly on the ground.
The wisp of a touch caressed Wesley's face "It is wonderful to see a human who still respects the ancient way." Titania commented. "You may feast your eyes upon my person human."
Carefully Wesley raised his face, Titania was at once young and old with an inhuman beauty that had Wesley absolutely terrified and entranced. She was almost as large as a human but more willowy and long-limbed, her hair was honey gold and her eyes were the colour of pearls.
Titania was smiling at Wesley and he felt an immense relief that she appeared to be pleased with him.
"The object of your affection loves another?" Titania questioned curiously.
Sadly Wesley nodded but somehow in the presence of Titania the pain was not as hard to bear.
"Poor sad human" Titania caressed Wesley's face again and he leant into her touch.
Wesley put out a hand to steady himself and found himself leaning on warm flesh. With a start Wesley looked down and saw Xander lying with his head cradled in Titania's lap.
"Lie down human" Titania commanded, "Tell me your story. I smell the scent of my troublesome Puck in this."
Gratefully Wesley lay down and rested his head next to Xander's and proceeded to tell Titania the events of the night.
* * * * *
Puck fled through the trees with the slayer right behind him, try as he might he could not lose her.
The slayers rage was so hot that Puck could not befuddle her mind to escape and he did not have time to cast any spells on her.
Finally Puck knew he had no choice but to throw himself on the mercy of his queen and hope that she could stop the slayer from destroying him.
* * * * *
Titania was stroking the cheeks of both Xander and Wesley when Puck flew into the clearing with the slayer close behind.
"Sweet majesty, help me!" Puck begged flying behind Titania.
"Halt!" Titania commanded Buffy who was stopped in her tracks. "How dare you bring violence into my glade demon child."
"Who are you calling demon?" Buffy demanded "And what are you doing to Xander and Wesley?" she asked in disgust.
Wesley and Xander were draped on either side of Titania their heads still nestled in her lap. They were now both wearing simple linen loincloths and nothing else. Neither paid any attention to Buffy's arrival staring adoringly up at Titania.
"Silence mortal!" Titania commanded waving her hand and Buffy found that she could not speak or move. "Puck tell me of your mischief and do not lie to me." Titania gestured Puck forward.
"Majesty I was simply playing with the mortals when two vampires interfered. Majesty they are magnificent, their minds are a cornucopia of confusion and repressed desire more delicious than any human." Puck rhapsodized. "I cast my love spell on them which was very entertaining then this 'human' tried to kill me. "Puck glared at Buffy.
Buffy glared right back at Puck promising silent retribution upon him.
"See majesty" Puck drew Titania's attention to Buffy's expression. "Even now in your benevolent presence she is violent and only restrained by your power."
Titania waved her hand again and released Buffy's speech.
"...Working with that pathetic Spike I will tear you into tiny pieces and burn you to ash you evil little monster!" Buffy appeared to be in mid rant.
"Who are you girl to speak so to one of my court?" Titania demanded imperiously.
"I am Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Buffy declared proudly. "And if you don't release my feet I will send you to join the other demons I have beaten..."
Titania waved her hand again silencing Buffy in mid speech.
"You are the one that mistreated my sweet pets, made them doubt themselves and feel unworthy." Titania looked down at Wesley and Xander "My lovely humans" she cooed to them.
"The vampires" Titania addressed Puck "they are servants of this half-breed demon?"
"No sweet majesty" Puck settled on Titania's shoulder. "She appears to have bewitched them making them deny their nature and battle each other for her affection. They are magnificent together majesty; I was hoping to enjoy their coupling when this one chased me from the glade." Puck hinted slyly knowing Titania's pleasure in beautiful men.
"What say you girl?" Titania allowed Buffy to speak again.
"Truckloads of eww Spike and Angel together that is disgusting. Angel loves me not that pathetic excuse for a vampire." Buffy wrinkled up her face in disgust. "You better let me go fairy lady before I get really mad."
Titania glared at Buffy "Your continuing threats and blustering are beginning to bore me half breed. You need to learn how to speak nicely about others." She made a gesture with one hand "An ass you act an ass you'll be until you learn to play nicely." Titania chanted.
Buffy felt a wave of magic pass over her but did not notice any difference and assumed she was safe.
"Ha" she crowed, "you'll have to do better than that to defeat the slayer you silly little pixie." Buffy felt a strange tingling on the sides of her head and suddenly a large ear flopped over her face.
"What did you do to me?" she brayed in shock.
"Did you not listen to me silly girl" Titania smiled at Buffy with superiority. "An ass you act an ass you'll be."
"Change me back right now I'm warning you" Buffy threatened stamping her hoof.
Titania ignored Buffy and turned her attention back to Wesley and Xander who were staring adoringly at her.
"Time to visit your friends my pets." She crooned
Wesley and Xander leapt to their feet and Wesley extended his hand to Titania. Gracefully she rose allowing her wings to unfurl and she fluttered off the ground.
Around them dozens of faerie that had been concealed by the surrounding flora appeared. There were creatures that looked like Puck all leaves and twigs, others that looked like wisps of clouds and still others that matched the traditional image of faeries with butterfly wings and human bodies.
Angrily Buffy lunged at Titania only to be rebuffed by a gust of wind that blew her backwards. Buffy brayed her displeasure but was ignored by everyone except a few of the bigger faeries who started tugging at her ears and tail teasing her in a circle.
Gracefully the Faerie Court left the clearing, Titania in the lead flanked by Xander and Wesley. The faeries tormenting Buffy stopped what they were doing and flew after the group leaving a disgruntled Buffy in their wake.
Frustrated Buffy stamped her hooves and trotted after them.
* * * * *
The Faerie Court burst into the clearing where Spike and Angel lay entwined in each other's arms.
Somewhere along the way music had started playing and the whole event had taken on a party feel. Faeries were cavorting and weaving about in the air, Xander and Wesley had taken hands and skipped in time with the music.
Spike and Angel leapt to their feet, watching the display they stood arms around each other unashamed of their nakedness. They presented a perfect image of male beauty together, Angel's strong arms contrasting against Spike's slender strength.
They laughed in delight at the beauty of the faeries turning to kiss each other gently on the lips.
Waving happily Xander and Wesley skipped over to them, Xander hugged them both enthusiastically and Wesley beamed with pleasure.
For a few moments the clearing was full of light and joy, music played and colours glittered amongst the trees.
Then Buffy came crashing through the undergrowth and the music ceased. She was almost completely donkey now only her blonde hair and eyes were still human and her voice.
"Angel, Xander make her fix me." She whined and then stopped when she realized Angel was naked and embracing Spike.
"Oh my god!" she screeched then burst into noisy sobs punctuated by heehaws.
"Buffy is that you?" Angel asked with concern.
"She cast a spell on me *heehaw* turned me into this *heehaw*."
Angel turned a puzzled eye to Titania who was ogling the two vampires with great pleasure.
"An ass she acts an ass she'll be" Wesley grinned, "Until she learns to be nice to others."
"It's not fair," Buffy sobbed "and put some clothes on it's disgusting." She bitched at Angel.
With that her blonde hair became a proper donkey's mane and her braying more pronounced.
"No more disgusting than your treatment of Angel." Wesley replied calmly.
Everyone stared at Wesley with surprise especially Buffy.
"You parade him around like some sort of trophy" Wesley continued, "while refusing to acknowledge what he really is. You force him into pretending to be human and still expect him to use his vampiric abilities to your advantage. You never have anything nice to say about anybody, you pick on Xander treat him like a lackey and your behaviour with Spike since he received his modification chip has been shameful."
"Come on Wesley that's a bit harsh." Angel tried to calm the situation.
"He's right luv" Spike added "And the way she treated Wesley when he was her watcher was really mean. He was trying his best and all she could do was mock and ignore him."
"Like she does with you now Spike" Xander piped up "acting like you are her personal attack dog to be locked up when not wanted. 'Course calling yourself Spike doesn't help." Xander couldn't resist adding.
"Angel I love you, but you have always been blind to how Buffy emasculated you, made you hate yourself." Wesley laid a comforting hand on Angel's arm.
"Well it has been hard trying to live up to her expectations all the time, the whole prom/boyfriend thing it was pretty uncomfortable ."Angel admitted.
"You don't mean that Angel you're just under a spell!" Buffy brayed
Titania laughed breaking the moment, "you were right sweet Puck, and they are delicious. The whole situation is most entertaining but I grow bored with this realm it is time to move on, release your magic" She commanded.
Puck sighed petulantly and pulled out his bag of tricks. He flew to the two vampires and Wesley blowing a cloud of dust over them as he passed.
Angel and Spike looked at each other in horror and jumped quickly apart grabbing their clothes.
"What the bloody hell did you do you poof?" Spike demanded holding his coat up in front of his body.
"What did I do?" Angel gasped "Just who was doing what to who?" he asked indignantly pulling on his trousers.
"You asked me to!" Spike accused Angel "You wanted it as much as I did." He spoke before he realized what he was saying.
"You wanted it too?" Angel asked in surprise but they were interrupted before he could continue.
"What about me?" Buffy brayed.
"Your curse stands half breed." Titania said coldly. "You will change back when you have learnt your lesson."
"It's not fair majesty" Puck was complaining, "The blonde vampire is so full of pain and regret I did not get a chance to feast properly."
"That is just too bad Puck, you have been a very naughty faerie and I will think of an appropriate punishment for you when we get home." Titania led the Faerie Court out of the clearing without another glance at the group.
Wesley and Xander were standing self-consciously together trying to tug down their loincloths with little success. Wesley was bright pink with embarrassment over his declarations of love to Angel.
Angel was staring at Spike with a puzzled expression on his face but he was distracted by a sobbing Buffy.
"What did I do Angel; you didn't mean what you said before did you about my expectations did you? And you didn't do anything icky with Spike did you?" She brayed.
(Concealed in the woods Puck grinned and whispered "Let that which is concealed be revealed, from the soul words make whole, what was implied no more denied, truth be spoken here.")
Angel opened his mouth to reassure Buffy but instead found himself saying "Well actually Buffy it was really hard sometimes. I couldn't drink my blood without you going all yuck at me; you were never interested in my past or what I was going through so long as I stayed good."
Everyone stared at Angel in shock then he found himself compelled to keep talking.
"I am still a vampire Buffy that will not change, I am over two hundred years old and I drink blood. You are still so young and really quite tiresome sometimes. Wesley told us all what you had to do, stop being an ass!" Angel was practically yelling.
"Try actually being nice to people you might be surprised. Now if you will all excuse me I need to talk to Spike." Angel spun around and grabbed Spike by the arm before he could sneak out of the clearing.
Spike stiffened then turned to glare at Angel who ignored him and walked them away from the others.
"When I first scented you here there was something off about you when I fed off you earlier I was too besotted to pay attention." Without further warning Angel morphed out and bit into Spike's neck.
"Hey!" Spike protested trying to break free then he sighed and sank into Angel's bite.
Angel lifted his head licking the last of Spike's blood from his lips before changing back to human form. "The chip is killing you Spike" he said softly.
"Not much I can do about it." Spike grimaced.
"Come back to LA. with me we have contacts in the demon world, this place..." Angel looked around at Buffy and Xander "this place is no good for you or me for that matter."
Spike looked at Angel in surprise "Never thought to hear that from you Angel, always thought your humanity mattered most."
"It did but then... then it became a lie. I am a vampire, we are vampires, we may be different to others you with your electronic leash and me with my spiritual one but we cannot change what we are. You are the only one who could possibly understand that as much as it pains me to admit it." Angel grimaced.
"Yeah well, you may be right and you know how much it pains me to admit that." Spike replied grudgingly. "You drive me barmy but... you were a damn good shag." Spike cocked a challenging at Angel.
Angel shrugged and looked away but did not refute the statement causing a wide smile to break across Spike's face.
"Right then" Spike spun around to the three humans trying desperately to eavesdrop on the conversation. "Slayer, donut boy it was hell, won't miss either of you. Give my best to your mum slayer and say goodbye to the bit and the witches for me. Come on then peaches, let's get Percy here into something more decent and get going."
"What's going on?" Xander asked in bewilderment.
"You wanted me gone I'm gone." Spike answered.
"Just like that?" Buffy demanded "with Angel."
"Just like that." Spike agreed with a nod.
"Angel?" Buffy asked plaintively.
"We said our goodbyes once before Buffy, I hope you have a good life take care of yourself." Angel shrugged off his coat and tossed it to Wesley who accepted it gratefully to cover his nakedness.
"Good luck with the whole mule thing." Spike tossed over his shoulder at Buffy.
"Angel I don't want to be alone!" Buffy brayed.
"So what am I, chopped liver?" Xander grumbled still trying to adjust his loincloth.
"I'm sorry Xander, after Willow you are my best friend..." as she spoke Buffy's hair returned to normal.
"That's it Buffy!" Xander exclaimed, "Titania said you had to play nicely, you need to say good things and you will return to normal."
"Good things?" Buffy blinked. "I can do that um..." she hesitated "you look quite nice in that loincloth Xander." With that her hands returned and she stood upright.
"In fact you look really sexy have you been working out?" her face shrank back to human.
"That's it Buffy" Xander was blushing all over now, "Say something else."
"Angel was right about me, I could not accept that he was a vampire." Buffy hung her head sadly.
Xander looked disappointed obviously hoping for more compliments.
"I need a normal boyfriend someone like you Xander, stable and funny." Buffy's donkey ears turned inside out and vanished.
"Let's go home now Buffy, I'm feeling a tad chilled." Xander joked to hide his nervousness as Buffy began staring at him with serious consideration.
"Good idea" Buffy tucked her arm under Xander's.
"I really don't know what dead boy could possibly see in fangless." Xander commented as the left.
"Tell me about it" Buffy giggled, "That dye job of his was truly
awful." Xander and Buffy walked out of the clearing with Buffy's
tail swishing behind her.
"Yeah right, like anyone could live happily with captain broody pants."
"Shut up Spike, you're no picnic. You could clean up the bathroom once in a while."
"Come on Angel like you wouldn't be in there straightening up after me."
"Only because you make a bad job of it on purpose. Could you at least hang up the towels after you have a shower?"
"Would love to pet but someone keeps dragging me back to the bedroom for a shag straight after."
"So you don't want me to shag you then?"
"Shut up and fuck me Angel."
AND THEY DID LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER