The Sick Rose
by Pandarus


15. Blood and magic

The witches had placed a touching faith in their reputation and in the power of the protection spell over the building's entrance, but it still astounded her that the items were just lying around on shelves and stacked on tables and chairs, even piled haphazardly on the floor. She was slightly shocked by the casualness with which they treated these things. Men and women and demons had died for the treasures in this room; empires had fallen, battles been lost and won - and now all these objects of desire sat gathering dust in a store-room. Gwendolyn Post didn't know whether to be impressed or appalled by such a lack of respect for power.

She had done her research well, but there were still dozens of artefacts that the Watcher didn't recognise in the slightest from any of the countless Histories, Memoirs, Grimoirs and Catalogues she had ploughed through over the past months. This was frustrating. The Hapsburg Medallion she recognised immediately, and was careful to avoid. Similarly the glittering Midas armband and the deceptively innocent-looking fifteenth century treasure chest with its lid left tantalisingly half-open - these she knew for the honey-traps they were. There were perhaps a dozen similar items that she knew by reputation and, much as she might like to command their power, she wasn't about to touch any of them with a bargepole - because there simply wasn't time for the sort of ceremony required to render touching any of them safe. An amateur would have seized upon the glistening knickknacks arrayed near the door; but she was no amateur, and she wasn't about to risk blowing herself to kingdom come by stuffing two mutually incompatible magical artefacts side by side in her shoulder bag. Gwendolyn Post picked her way past the more obviously appealing items, her eyes narrowed and her shoulders squared as she unzipped the bag.

The Golem loomed at the door-that-was-not, with strict instructions regarding the fate of anyone foolish enough to enter.

* * *


Shit! Shitshitshit! Cursed with a soul? Turned to a frog? Incinerated in one brief and dazzling pyrotechnical display? Spike dangled disgustedly between cause and effect, waiting.

...nothing.

Cold fingers closed around the glass ball in his pocket, his lucky charm, and Spike snarled; he was not going down like this. If he had only a matter of seconds before he turned into stone or sprouted donkey's ears, then he was going to make those seconds count. He threw himself straight at the nearest witch and dashed her stocky body to the ground. Her skull cracked like a soft boiled egg. Blondie gaped at him and he wondered when her spell was going to take hold even as he cannoned into the next girl and ripped her throat wide open. Still nothing. The witches were scattering like hens in a hurricane, half of them abandoning their singing altogether. He smiled savagely as he took down the fourth woman, pouncing on her as she ran and breaking her neck before the curls of light snaking from her fingertips had the chance to turn into serious mojo. These witches were pretty over-rated, as far as he could see. Drusilla thrashed like a trapped wasp in her prison of marmalade light, and he caught the tiniest slices of her furious voice strobing out of nothingness as the spell faltered. Nearly there.

And still Blondie's abracadabra had not taken effect. He could feel the magic crawling over his skin but it didn't seem to be actually doing anything. Curiouser and curiouser.

Felt another spell hit him from behind and he hadn't even heard this one being cast. He snapped around to see a little brunette thing with her hands outstretched and her brow furrowed in concentration. Tears had smudged her mascara and she stank of fear, but she was still grimly standing her ground and muttering in Latin. An instant later he heard another voice raised, and a third impact broadsided him; magic slicking his skin in layer upon layer. And still nothing actually happened.

From the expressions on their faces the witches were quite as astonished as he was himself by this turn of events. Spike shot a feral grin at Blondie and sprang towards her, snarling; she kept her cool admirably and hurled spell after spell at him, but they did nothing worse than fill his clothes with static electricity and make his skin smell of ozone. She still didn't seem to believe it when he seized her around the waist and slammed her back against one of the columns.

"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's pushy little blondes," he told her conversationally, covering her mouth with one hard palm to pre-empt any further witchcraft and biting into the base of her throat. He'd had his fill of pushy little blondes during his years with Darla, thank you very much. Spike felt another magical blow and then another slamming into him, but he ignored them and cleaved to the warm body struggling ever more weakly against him. He downed enough of her blood to feel certain she wouldn't be causing any more trouble before he let her slide limply to the ground and rounded on the remaining witches.

"Who's next, then?"

* * *


She hadn't even noticed the door set into the wooden panelling - not that it was shrouded in a web of see-me-not spells, just hidden by the mundane magic of good carpentry - and so Gwendolyn Post was most surprised when the wood slid away and several dishevelled women suddenly spilled into the back of the room. One of them had a splatter of blood darkening her sweater and they all bore expressions of shock and incredulity. Two were crying. Mrs Post took in these details in a matter of seconds, powerfully conscious of the satchel in her arms that was now bulging with stolen artefacts, and of the sheathed Tak Horn dagger in her hand. She slipped the dagger nonchalantly into her pocket and stepped forwards with an expression of concern before they could catch their balance and start to wonder what the hell she was doing there.

"Are you all right? What has happened?" she asked in impeccable Czech, radiating competence and reassurance and defying anyone to ask her who she was or what right she had to be in this place. Gwendolyn Post did not lack gall.

"Vampire," said one of the women, wild-eyed. "Spells bounced off him like water. I don't...where did he come from? How did he get in? Jana is dead. I watched her die." There was an edge of hysteria in her voice. "And Agata, Miriam, Olinka... Jesus Maria! He came from nowhere, this demon."

Damnation. Who would have guessed William The Bloody would last five minutes against this much-vaunted Order of Libushe?

"She told us, Agata told us this could happen," one of them sobbed. A teenager, this one, trying to look American but not quite succeeding. Pretty girl, but her face was red and blotchy, makeup smeared with snot and tears. "We should have turned the other cheek. We have dishonoured this place with this night's work."

"She was a demon."

"She was a woman. We have dishonoured our vows and we have been punished. "

"Shut up," snapped the older witch.

"Agata told us! We have dishonoured ourselves. We have dishonoured our vows. We tortured her, Maria. We tortured her, and that is against everything we -""

The girl's ragged voice broke off quite abruptly when the older woman slapped her. They all stared then, dumbfounded and lost. This Maria looked quite as shocked as the other witches and stared at her guilty hand as if it belonged to someone else, her expression suddenly pitiful.

"I'm sorry. Tina, I'm so sorry," she said brokenly, but the teenager sent her one righteous wounded-puppy glare and then stared away, hiccupping through her sobs.

And these were the witches who had terrorised the city's demon population for centuries? Good grief.