In Other News...
"..and the Sunnydale crater lake and surrounding area will become a National Park and Memorial."
CJ smiles, and says "News from the Middle East. The government of Qumar has fallen, and in a remarkable bloodless coup has been replaced by a militant women's movement opposed to their treatment under the former regime. We don't really know much about this yet, except that their slogan appears to be 'Are you ready to be strong?' and their leader, Scherezade Faisel, is allegedly eighteen. The President is watching developments with interest, and will probably recognise the new government once the situation stabilises.
"Moving on..."