"Mystical Child Support Group, may I help you?" Dawn listened, winced, held the phone away from her head.

"Okay... you have no memory of the father?" Another rant. "No memory of having had sex at that time? But not a virgin?" Dawn put a cross on her checklist.

"Any unusual powers... Threw what across the room? Yes, that is unusual."

"And nobody with unusual powers around that might have been the father? Umm... Oh, sure, I guess you'd remember if it was him."

"Okay, sounds like you need our help. We'll get someone over to Metropolis straight away, Miss Lane..."

End

Crossover with Superman Returns

Still hard at work on my game design so no major fics any time soon - this one sort of wrote itself while I was eating breakfast.