Subject: [DarkSlash] Bedlam Cats Part Six: Miss Kitty's Reflections Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 05:20:33 -0000 From: "sycoraxil" Summary: Miss Kitty explains some comments from the series and corrects mistaken impressions about her current furry corporeal state. Setting: Not Seeing Red AU. In this universe, Clem was one of the First's victims. Dialogue courtesy of "Empty Places" and "End of Days." CLEM: It's gettin' bad here. *Really* bad. Hellmouth acting up again. People feeling it, getting crazier. You can't swing a cat without hittin' some kind of demonic activity. Not that I swing cats. Or eat. Nope! Cutting waaaay back. Cholesterol. -- Morals! I mean, morals. BUFFY: Right. Okay, that was the last time I saw Clem alive. I have to say that I was responsible for that little hesitation about the cats, remember the little misunderstanding that the loveable grey-skinned lug had when my fanged fivesome abducted the illicit kitten-pokerers and decided to turn the tables. He took one good look at moi and started to shiver and quake about the subject of swinging and eating felines. And then, we heard that the First had kidnapped and was torturing him for information. We found himself dying and he stayed true. It hurt. I'll never forget you, old friend. Goodbye. Dawn made the following comment about crossbows and a cryptic reference to the time with me. Okay, let me explain this. I did not die as a result of that. Oh puh-lease, do you honestly think I didn't learn to be light on my paws given the supernatural doings around Willow and Tara. Nah. What happened was that my familiar- fueled magick flung the arrow right back at poor Dawnie, scaring everyone. Handy thing, personal protective wards. DAWN: Hey, my crossbow is not out here. I told you. I don't leave crossbows around all willy nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico. I hope that clears matters up. Thanks, and my offspring will be back shortly.