Subject: [OTL]: [X-Peeps] Oh, God, More One-liners! pt.2
Date: Sun, 12 May 2002 16:45:18 EDT
From: Trumpetlee@aol.com

Hmm. Gasp. Is she actually writing more of this insanity? I know I haven't
written this is a long while. I've looked at it a billion times, and I can't
seem to find any more good one-liners that fit. If you have any, please send
them :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money.

Oh, God, More One-Liners Pt. 2
:Lee Tybird

Scott: I can't believe you've got us started on this again.
Bobby: Outside of saving the world, what else are we gonna do, Scott?
(Pete is about to speak up, and a very timely Kitty clamps her hand down over
his mouth)

>> Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either....

Nate:Yeah, really. Logan peed there.
Jubilee: That was just wrong.

>> You're the reason our kids are so ugly.

Logan: Nah. Don't worry about it, Scotty, Nate is just naturally ugly.

>> Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.

Pete: Someone tell that t' the weather goddess...
(There is a *ZAP* sound, and Pete is fried.)
Pete: Bloody hell.

>> Rule 1: The boss is always right. Rule 2: When the boss is wrong, refer
to rule one.

Scott: Why can't people refer to this when I'm in charge?
(Logan is about to say something)
Jean: Don't even think about. I know it's really too easy,but just
don't.

>> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Bobby: Hmm... I don't know. Pete? Kitty? Care to comment on that?
Kitty: Bobby. Y'know what you're leaning on, right?
Bobby: Yeah. A wall.
Kitty: I wonder how many wise-cracks you would make if your head was STUCK
in that wall.
Bobby: Eep.

>> I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Hank: (snickering) Sincerest apologies, Robert.
Bobby: HANK!!

>> If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Scott: Don't we always?

>> Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Jean: Not necessarily.
Nate: It better be good. With lots of alcohol, and my guns! Oh, and-
Scott: Ah, my family. (Turns to Warren) Help.

>>... Department of redundancy department.

Sam: Talk about redundant... Ah remember when Cable was in charge. He used to
sound like the worst broken record you ever heard. Training, this. Mission
that.
(Nate towers over Sam, and growls.)
Sam: Not that that's... a bad thing.

>> If I knew what I was doing, I'd be dangerous.

Jubilee: What if you are, anyway?
Emma: Then god help us all.

>>I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

(Everyone stares at Gambit, who grins innocently....  If that's at all
possible...)

>>If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Nate: Why? That's no fun. If I was vague, Logan couldn't understand me
when I made fun of him. Not that he understands most of it, anyway, but...
Logan: I've just about had it with you, Kid.
Nate: Kid?!
Domino: Alright, Girls, cut it out.
Nate and Logan: Girls?!

>>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Gambit: ::Cough!:: Joseph! ::Cough!::
Rogue: Yoh lucky ah'm pretending ah didn't hear that.

>>What are you smoking, and why aren't you sharing?

::All at once, Wisdom, Gambit, Logan and Angelo all light up whatever they
have on them. The group groans, and throws things at them::

To be Continued...